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October 25, 2007 10:12 AM PDT

Boo!

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Jim Thompson via email gives us a good pre-Halloween scare.

First, Engadget reports that Elcomsoft has filed a patent for a way to leverage a computer's graphical processing unit to crack passwords in a couple of days instead of months.

And if that's not enough to make you hurl your candy, Jim notes, think about what the bot army will be able to do with this.

Thanks, Jim! Yeah, uh, thanks a lot.

Please pardon the Macalope as he quickly changes all of his online banking passwords to 142-character strings filled with random letters, numbers and punctuation marks.

Maybe crazy old uncle Mortimer wasn't so crazy in 1999 when he said he'd rather keep his pension in the mattress than put it in online banking.

Now he's just crazy for eating all that dog food.

September 10, 2007 11:42 AM PDT

Set the Macalope's feeds free!

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RSS feeds should now be full Macalopey goodness.

Turns out all the horned one had to do was ask. How 'bout that?

Thanks, Kelly and Bernie!

UPDATE: Whoops! Let's call this an experiment. It turns out that a consequence of this that the Macalope didn't realize is that CNet doesn't pay for someone who just looks at the RSS feed. If no one views the page anymore then the brown and furry one doesn't get paid and if he's not getting paid then the little Macalopes don't get their little hooves shod. And nobody wants that.

July 11, 2007 7:35 AM PDT

MacBreak

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The latest edition of MacBreak Weekly is up with the Macalope as one of the panelists. Now with 90% less distortion!

March 11, 2006 9:48 AM PST

Macalope - Disclosure

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The Macalope holds an insignificant number of Apple shares. He does not cover companies he has current or prior business relationships with without providing inline disclosure

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About The Macalope: An Apple blog

Born of the earth, forged in fire, the Macalope was branded "nonstandard" and "proprietary" by the IT world and considered a freak of nature. Part man, part Mac, and part antelope, the Macalope set forth on a quest to save his beloved platform. Long-eclipsed by his more prodigious cousin, the jackalope (they breed like rabbits, you know), the Macalope's time has come. Apple news and rumormonger extraordinaire, the Macalope provides a uniquely polymorphic approach. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. Disclosure.

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