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February 20, 2009 7:57 AM PST

Atlantis found on Google Earth? Er, no

by Chris Matyszczyk
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It looks like the plan of a Donald Trump luxury prison facility etched into the ocean's floor.

Yet some who have seen it on Google Earth believe that this could be, yes, finally, no, unequivocally the lost city of Atlantis. A city where no one ever dies, everyone partakes of libidinous orgies from dusk till dawn, Bobby Ewing hangs out, and the property taxes never rise above $500.

The "Sun" newspaper even winkled a quote from Dr. Charles Orser, curator of historical archaeology at the State University of New York: "The site is one of the most prominent places for the proposed location of Atlantis, as described by Plato. Even if it turns out to be geographical, this definitely deserves a closer look."

This is Atlantis (Nassau Branch). I cannot possibly say what happens within its walls.

(Credit: CC Heather 0714)

It pains me to say that I am the winkler of bad tidings. For I have discovered the words of one of those excitement dampeners employed by Google official job title "spokesperson." The representative acknowledged that Google Earth had already been used to find such historical gems as an Ancient Roman villa.

However: "In this case, what users are seeing is an artifact of the data collection process. Bathymetric (or sea-floor terrain) data is often collected from boats using sonar to take measurements of the sea-floor...The lines reflect the path of the boat as it gathers the data. The fact that there are blank spots between each of these lines is a sign of how little we really know about the world's oceans."

Looking at the lines traced by these boats, might I suggest that their captains are thoroughly tested for performance-debilitating substances?

When you look closely, they do seem to trace rather wobbly paths. Perhaps one or two of the captains actually spotted Bobby Ewing and were momentarily stunned that he was still alive.

Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET.
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by shmayton February 20, 2009 8:52 AM PST
Take a look for urself,, theres no way there sonar waves from boats,, my a$$,, look at the shadows of nearbye mtns in the water,, same sorta of definition, atlanits who knows but without a doubt def something down there.....
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by lordmorgul February 20, 2009 12:03 PM PST
Those 'shadows' are not shadows, they are false color applied to the image using a color map that attempts to give you an idea of depth based on LOTS of sonar data that is not all exactly accurate... therefore you're looking at statistical estimate of what the seafloor might look like.
by mrcjacobs February 20, 2009 8:53 AM PST
I'm organizing an expedition now to go claim salvage rights.
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by taylormcatee February 20, 2009 10:23 AM PST
I'll be your photographer
by ChrisMatyszczyk February 20, 2009 1:23 PM PST
@mrcjacobs,

and I will happily be your agent...

Chris
by diving_belle February 20, 2009 1:29 PM PST
I'll be your diver/underwater salvage/underwater robotics tech.
by ps_martin February 20, 2009 8:54 AM PST
Well, at least we know that the world won't come to an end December 21st, 2012 - that picture of 'Atlantis (Nassau Branch)' is from Christmas Eve, 2013.
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by rhold17 February 23, 2009 7:42 AM PST
haha, lol
by sniperdoc February 20, 2009 9:01 AM PST
This statement perturbes me:

"The fact that there are blank spots between each of these lines is a sign of how little we really know about the world's oceans."

We know plenty about the world's oceans, at least the topology. But what we don't have for a majority of the waters on this planet is first hand visual accounts.

Using sonar, the blank spaces between the lines mean diddly. I don't know fhe writer of the article is implying that the sonar only sees what is directly under the boat in a straight line... but that is far from true. Sonar can get a readout of the ocean floor in a certain X by X size grid... not just what is directly under the boat, but also a certain perimeter outside of the boat. Usually determined by sonar strength, depth, and type of readout/capabilities.
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by sunister1 February 20, 2009 9:12 AM PST
Did anyone bother to notice that the length of this "city" is 100 miles long. The County of Los Angeles is only 75miles in length. That would be one large city.
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by February 20, 2009 9:23 AM PST
http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=53.001562,-15.534668&spn=7.859108,16.875&t=h&z=6
The previous city, town planning was terrible, very ineffecient for traveling.
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by Inconnux February 20, 2009 9:46 AM PST
If you look carefully you can read 'so long and thanks for all the fish...' :)
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by hawkeyeaz1 February 20, 2009 11:01 AM PST
"When you look closely, they do seem to trace rather wobbly paths. Perhaps one or two of the captains actually spotted Bobby Ewing and were momentarily stunned that he was still alive."

Currents are a challenge, especially in the long haul.
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by lordmorgul February 20, 2009 11:54 AM PST
Oh NOES... I've found some more lines on the ocean floor in the Baffin Sea which clearly depict the scars left on the seabed when Zeus himself lashed out in anger!
http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&t=h&ll=74.325173,-69.32373&spn=3.17483,20.10498&z=6

Please... use your heads people, have you never seen graphical anomalies before? The lines supposedly showing Atlantis are not physical city walls buried in sand.
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by BABaracas February 20, 2009 1:15 PM PST
I wonder if President Obama has seen this? One more country to surrender to.
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by LinuxRules February 20, 2009 8:05 PM PST
My sorry ass g4 imac will not even display google 5, and I paid extra for this? Steve, ***?!
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by LinuxRules February 20, 2009 8:30 PM PST
Hell watching Hulu on this machine is painful, it is not because it is a slow machine, it is because of the weak built in 'video card' Apple put in it. You would think when you pay a premium they would not cut cost on hardware where, I thought, Apple excelled at. My Bad.
by iiwmaster February 21, 2009 9:37 AM PST
[Title: Google Ocean + Google Latitude = Real-time Fishing LBS Contents]

Have you heard about Real-time Fishing LBS Contents? We have proposed this Service Model to Google over 3 years ago. Real-time Fishing LBS Contents is Location Based Service for IPTV, WiMAX, Mobile. This Service Model was created in 2002 by I&IWorld. I&IWorld's located in South Korea. As you know, there're many people enjoy fishing in the world(about 5 hundred million). I&IWorld's Real-time Fishing LBS Contents is like these.

*Main Functions*
1.The underwater topography and 3D views with fishing spots
2.Real-time fishing points tracing by GPS and angling direction guide
3.Service the real-time fishing condition about fishing place(weather, water temp, depth etc)
4.Angler Social network(such as Second Life)

Visit http://www.koreacontent.org/co/i/iiworld/index.html. If you need more information, please send your email address.
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by radar20 February 21, 2009 7:11 PM PST
Mr. Bamford's claim to this discovery comes late. Readers can find an earlier account of this discovery at this website URL. http://www.ancientgrid.com/index.html
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by Arlondiluthel February 23, 2009 10:10 PM PST
I find it hard to believe that it's the path of the boat travel, seeing as how SONAR actually works. If it were purely satellite pictures, I would understand, but SONAR would not create those kinds of lines.
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by thatguy_06 April 14, 2009 5:29 PM PDT
it would make great sense as a city, but like Chris, you have to run this through the common sense test... if it is a city, its approx 103 x 80 miles... about 8000 square miles. Making a single ancient city the size of New Jersey. That's pretty big considering that NYC is only 300 and the greater metropolitan area of NYC adds up to not quite 7000. Sorry, friends, I'm not buying it.
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