Comments on: Hemingway, Steinbeck, and Shakespeare on Twitter

Some of us procrastinators here at CNET News are having fun with the idea of coming up with Twitter versions of classic novels. And you thought Cliffs Notes made things easier...

[chetlen]

How about...

That snooty broad was so not worth this damn war.

(The Iliad)

[MiniKirk]

OK, how about this: "Oh God...if I can't be with him, then I'll just DIE!" (Romeo and Juliet) or "I'm just sick of all these fake people" (Catcher in the Rye) or even "I think I've done far too many drugs" (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, for a little more contemporary in literature)

[oypingppei]

Let's see how well you do without my help!

(Atlas Shrugged)