Version: 2008

Crave

Comments on: Virtual Sex Machine inventor seeks adult video stars

The inventor of a computer-controlled "Virtual Sex Machine" makes pitch for adult video companies to work with him to develop data tracks in sync with the films.

Add a Comment (Log in or register) (5 Comments)
  • prev
  • 1
  • next
LOL, the penis port is invented!
by Hardrada August 6, 2007 1:33 PM PDT
Your computer can now have a ***** port. That is gross.
Look at the inventor's picture - he looks almost embarassed or
something. I couldn't help but wonder as I read the article, why
not just get a girlfriend? It might be less expensive. There's lots of
girls who are lonely out there.
But anyway, VR sex was inevitable. I'm not surprised, really.
I want to buy some stock.
Reply to this comment
by EmporerEJ August 25, 2009 2:33 AM PDT
I'm the guy in the picture....and no, I'm not embarrassed. In fact, I'm quite proud of my years of dedicated work. Had "girlfriends.;" and even at the time of that picture. And I'd like to keep it all for myself, not share "half of everything" with the girlfirend that ultimately becomes a wife.
:-)

Send your check to the office.
$$$$$$
Huxley invented it for Brave New World.
by TogetherinParis August 6, 2007 4:22 PM PDT
We all read Brave New World in high school. A. Huxley invented
this long ago. It was yucky then, too, but may have limited value in
sperm banking and perhaps animal breeding.
Reply to this comment
by EmporerEJ August 25, 2009 2:38 AM PDT
If I only had a nickel for everyone that tells me they "invented it already" over the past 10 years.........

And yet, It's still the ONLY REAL Virtual Sex Machine in the world.
Must have something to do with "reduction to practice...."
by undez May 29, 2009 6:58 AM PDT
This disc is interesting. you can to market you product on dontlookanyfurther.com.
Reply to this comment
(5 Comments)
  • prev
  • 1
  • next
advertisement
advertisement

About Crave

The name says it all. Crave is our blog about gorgeous gadgets and other crushworthy stuff. If you would like to contact Crave with a tip or comment, please write to: crave@cnet.com

Add this feed to your online news reader

Crave topics

15 sites that went kaput in 2009

Web sites launch all the time, but they also shut their doors. We highlight 15 that bit the dust this year.

Top 10 news stories of the decade

Let the debate begin: Was the iPhone more important than iTunes? Was anything bigger than Google finding a great business model? CNET offers its list of the 10 most important stories of the '00s.