Comments on: If Captain Jack Sparrow had a toaster

...it would be this one.

[EmmaFrost]

How did you miss the USB missile launcher?

I'm no Deutschophile, either, so I couldn't understand the blurb, but at the bottom of the page with the "todtenkopf" (death head) toaster, tehre was what appeared to be a USB rocket launcher. Probably some kind of nerf rockets, but I thought it'd fit right in with the "useless USB stuff" trend that sees to permeate Crave.

I still love you Caroline. New hair looks beautiful. Time to get an agent - you're prettier than Lindsay L.

[logihelgu]

Toast 'o mine

This littl' black box works lika a charm ;)

[mkleino]

Translation

Okay, so here's a translation of the German site's description:

Skull Toaster SKULL-Toast - Not something for the weak of heart! Those who like it rough or are whole-hearted buccaneers cannot pass up the Skull Toaster. In luxurious black, it doesn't just make a noteworthy conversation piece on the breakfast table. The results of its toasting process are also not to underestimate!

We recommend: Only serve this toast to good friends or acquaintances.

[dUc0N]

That's amazing.

That has to be the single most awesome thing I've ever seen. It ought to go perfectly with the Jolly Roger badge holder (http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/57af/) I wear at work...