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Comments on: Friday Poll: What kind of gadget would McCain be?

Our weekly Crave poll asks which gadget best represents presidential candidate Sen. John McCain.

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by ddesy September 19, 2008 10:32 AM PDT
Many people said phonograph? I love listening to records. I loathe McCain.
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by Michichael September 19, 2008 10:36 AM PDT
Broken record knockback of the Bush Administration. I honestly don't see how anyone could sanely vote for McCain. It should be no contest. Then again, we've got people that believe in scientology that vote so I suppose anything is possible.
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by pelicancrew September 19, 2008 11:32 AM PDT
Yeah, and those crazy scientologists vote for, guess who, the democratic nominee. Actually, the sane voters can see right through the Keith Olbermans, Michael Moores, Hollywood celebrities, and yes, even the Rush Limbaughs of this world....vote for what is best for the country, not for what Oprah tells you....I actually liked the IPhone choice for Obama-new,different, flashy, but really just a toy at this point, not a necessity.
by MadLyb September 19, 2008 10:36 AM PDT
I would have had a Hand Crank Telephone as an option.
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by hhandyman September 19, 2008 10:43 AM PDT
Make that an edison cylender Phonograph An Original wind it up and repeats Mary Had a Little lamb.. The thing iis an analog man in a digital age.. Befor you complain hes disablled due to his war injury since he is not a recent victom of war and is far from broke He can get the most modern equipment and not even touch the computer and it will display print and even edit his words from an audio interface and we know he can talk.
too bad hes not willing to humble himself and ask the average kindergardener how to do the simplest things and grow from there..
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by robert06890 September 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT
top of the line 8-track - still works, but its very s-l-o-w and not of today's world
or

cranky Walkman - never old songs, cantankerous quality, but it looks rather contemporary.
or

an old electric transformer- if you touch it wrong, it can and will kill you...
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by discern September 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT
A wedge-shaped stone.
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by terraracer September 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT
A Casio-VL tone, the kitchy hand held home synthesizer from 1980. It keeps playing the same old tune, and no matter what instrument you select, none of it sounds very genuine. It claimed to be something new and different at the time, but really it is best known for generating the same tired, old cheesy repeating phrases.
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by discern September 19, 2008 11:01 AM PDT
No, make that a round, blunt stone.
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by kelly13--2008 September 19, 2008 11:11 AM PDT
Left Handed Door Knob
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by Kev_Orng September 19, 2008 11:34 AM PDT
A sharpened stick?
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by HighwayHome September 19, 2008 11:49 AM PDT
An ancient abacus, assuming he knows how to count.
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by DigitalFrog September 19, 2008 1:44 PM PDT
I voted for the leatherman multitool, the others are a much more delicate devices that would quit working after one good hit/drop. I missed the Obama vote, but my choice for him would have been a tickle-me Elmo - cute and it's noises and motions make people happy, but doesn't eally do anything useful other than that.
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by BigTenFan80 September 19, 2008 2:05 PM PDT
That's giving him too much credit for modern technology. He would be more like one of the following: a Maxwell Smart shoe phone (vintage 1965) or a large shoulder mount video camera (vintage late 70's/early 80's). Probably the latter sineit's abou the time he left the Navy and had to stop paying attention to technology
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by pchow98 September 19, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
Age discrimination! I still have a records player with ruby needle and lots of LPs!
Seriously, I agree with DigitalFrog on Obama except I would say a marionette instead of tickle-me Elmo. Liberman and the rest of the "old-guards" of the parties will be drawing Obama's strings.
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by mrspektacular September 19, 2008 4:33 PM PDT
I would have to say... some kind of tool. :0)
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by spheretubebox September 25, 2008 1:11 AM PDT
Totally!
by krozzz September 19, 2008 7:01 PM PDT
McCain? A Republican screen-saver.
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by wtortorici September 19, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
My idea is McCain would be a TRS-80 model1.
It worked if you had a pink eraser.
Otherwise it would crap out on you when you needed it the most.
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by GreySkies01 September 21, 2008 12:38 PM PDT
I would suggest he is like the tire I had to replace today.

Old, worn out and leaking hot air everywere with the chance of blowing out and dying at any time.
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by pctec100 September 22, 2008 1:55 PM PDT
How about a 5 1/4 in. floppy disk. It was useful at some point a long time ago, has limited memory capacity and if you have any of them still around you can bet they are corrupt.
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by spheretubebox September 25, 2008 1:10 AM PDT
The wheel :)
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