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A military contractor in Maryland is working on an Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot--EATR--that will, according to a report, eat corpses.

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by monkeyfun14 July 15, 2009 3:40 PM PDT
"When soldiers die on the battlefield, don't their loved ones want their bodies returned to home soil? Is Fox's suggestion, therefore, that EATR will only feed on human roadkill from the road team?"

Ey if its the enemy thats their countries problem. Im sure they could be programmed not to forage on soldiers in American,British, Canadian, etc uniforms.
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by webmastercorey July 15, 2009 4:10 PM PDT
"Ey if its the enemy thats their countries problem." How is that even okay to say? Enemy or no, beyond the initial conflict that separates us, they are still human beings with families of their own.
by Hunnter2k3 July 15, 2009 4:53 PM PDT
@ webmastercorey
"Terrorists aren't people."
I actually agree with said statement.

This is, of course, in reference to the war on terrorism, not wars in general, then it becomes a good reason to care, but terrorists can't be reasoned with, especially when it comes to people who have been brought up to believe suicidal bombing is good.

While it is hypocritical to kill people who intend to cause harm to others, it is still an acceptable cause. They won't change unless we change laws to allow reprogramming, and the chances of that happening on the scale it would require are so close to 0 they would be considered the same.
by lorincpartain July 15, 2009 10:37 PM PDT
Monkeyfun, you one sick puppy.
by Brehhah July 15, 2009 10:56 PM PDT
@ Hunnter2k3
The Japanese once thought suicide bombing was good, so apperently a even whole nation racist ultranationalists who believe that they are guided by the will of god can in fact have increadible turnarounds. Second, most of the people we are fighting currently are called *terrorists* by the US, and though I don't support them, terrorism is not a clear cut, black and white label. So no, I don't think it would be right to have robots feed on the bodies of enemy resistance fighters
by Lerianis3 July 16, 2009 12:01 AM PDT
by Hunnter2k3 July 15, 2009 4:53 PM PDT
@ webmastercorey
"Terrorists aren't people."
I actually agree with said statement.

This is, of course, in reference to the war on terrorism, not wars in general, then it becomes a good reason to care, but terrorists can't be reasoned with, especially when it comes to people who have been brought up to believe suicidal bombing is good.
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Funny.... seeing as how we were ALLIES with Osama Bin Laden at one time, our government seems to disagree with you!
The fact is that terrorists are coming from the problem of religion on this planet. It's time to get rid of religion (which pushes dogma/lies on people as the truth) and simply go to science and the value of EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET as our guiding light, and start punishing those people who would try to dictate to other people what they do with their own lives (unless they are physically harming someone else without that person's permission) or in their private lives, i.e. sex lives.

Brehhah also brings up a salient point: most 'terrorists' today have VERY scary parallels to the Founding Fathers of the United States when you look at them, so the term 'terrorism' isn't too clear cut and I would go so far as to say it is MEANINGLESS.
by ::G July 16, 2009 10:37 AM PDT
@Brehhah
That's an inaccurate and somewhat racist comment. I don't see a problem with a suicidal attack during wartime. After all, a charge up a hill toward a machinegun nest while under fire could be considered a suicidal attack. It all depends on which side you're on, and of course the victors write the history books. Pearl Harbor was crappy. However, we knew about it and let it happen. Plus, we were embargoing Japan to curb their nationalist expansion, so from their point of view they had no alternative. It was conflict -- there isn't always a right or wrong, just sides.

@Lerianis3
I completely agree that the Founding Fathers of this country were considered terrorists by the British. And as the saying goes, where the government fears the people there is liberty and where the people fear the government there is tyranny. The danger of the "war on terror" is that it invites the thought police to go crazy. Law enforcement has always been about dealing with crimes after the fact. Otherwise how do you know the crime would've actually been committed? Thinking about committing a crime and actually doing it are two different things entirely! Until the act is perpetrated, there's time for redemption. Apparently the government wants to control what people think, hence the push for mandatory public schooling and censorship of people who disagree with their agenda.

As for robots feeding on corpses -- how will they tell that the bodies are really dead? From an ethical standpoint, this is bogus. But who cares about ethics anymore, eh? Apparently not us.
by gerrrg July 15, 2009 4:02 PM PDT
We're well on our way towards the Replicators.
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by moch7 July 15, 2009 5:48 PM PDT
We will one day reach that point and we better have a very good plan.
by linkreincarnate July 15, 2009 4:03 PM PDT
Lol yeah I saw that too. Fox News = phail
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by nerdyjen July 15, 2009 4:20 PM PDT
There are more organic organism in the world than just dead bodies. Trust Faux News to go for the sensationalist gross out. There are insects, plant materials, anything carbon based that is alive or has been alive is organic. These materials could be adapted for use as fuel.
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by Dalkorian July 16, 2009 9:29 AM PDT
... but ... but ... but ... how are we supposed to make a good horror flick out of YOUR scenario?
;-)

Skynet exists for real. Robots are being trained in eating dead things. Other robots have already been trained in killing living things.

We're doomed.
by nerdyjen July 15, 2009 4:21 PM PDT
There are more organic organism in the world than just dead bodies. Trust Faux News to go for the sensationalist gross out. There are insects, plant materials, anything carbon based that is alive or has been alive is organic. These materials could be adapted for use as fuel.
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by blusky08 July 15, 2009 5:25 PM PDT
These robots could (presumably) be programmed to eat live people as well. Uggg.
by chuckhogstrom July 15, 2009 4:59 PM PDT
Well, if anything DOES survive the battlefield, we'll make sure this robot gets in there to take care of them. I imagine a scenario where there are two injured soldiers, but not enough fuel for both of them to make it back...
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by Hunnter2k3 July 15, 2009 5:04 PM PDT
Why not just suck in air from the room and vaporise it?
There are some pretty neat designs already that uses a laser to vaporise air, creating a vacuum which will suck in more air. (this was actually used in a prototype by a company doing space propulsion research, not sure who it was again)
The heat generated could be used to power it, using many of the methods used to convert it to electrical. (or even directly to kinetic, depending on the way it is built, i could think of a kinetic method, simple design too)

Also, leeching off ambient radiation seems to be picking up recently, couldn't hurt to build it in, would it? Every little bit helps.
Might as well throw solar in there too.

Dead bodies are certainly not going to keep robots going for any decent length of time, especially not now considering how inefficient our robots are.
Biology is a good 7-10 decades ahead of what we can do at the moment, in terms of efficiency.
70-100 years sounds low, but considering how the past century gave us pretty much all we have today, the next one is certainly going to explode in terms of what we will gain.

In before singularity nonsense, i know you were thinking it, yes, you out there.
I AM IN YOUR HEAD EATING YOUR BRAINCELLS.
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by Mr. Dee July 15, 2009 5:55 PM PDT
This sounds like technology only the Republican party would think up.
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by Senor_Pragmatist July 16, 2009 6:37 AM PDT
Very true, Republicans have long been known to be proponents of Long Pork based fuel.

Personally, though, I find the robot's design to sustain itself by ingesting dead, possibly decaying, muscle and fat tissue from brutally dispatched members of our human race just about 61.2% as disgusting as the Democratic party's apparent strategy to sustain itself, as well as our bloated bureaucracy, by sucking the life force out of LIVING people and the yet to be born generations to come.

Mr. Dee this is cNet, not CNN, so please feel free to keep your rediculous political commentary to yourself.
by Dalkorian July 16, 2009 9:34 AM PDT
Senor_Pragmatist, when you say "sucking the life force out of LIVING people" do you mean like sending them to die in Iraq for made up reasons?

The world is coming to an end. Skynet is real. Robots can already kill living people and now we're training them to devour the dead. To top things off, I found something I can agree with Mr. Dee on.
;-)
by moch7 July 15, 2009 6:03 PM PDT
We have already designed robots that can recognize whether humans are not telling the truth based on body language, that can walk up a wall and stay there (without using energy), and and that are built of smaller modules and can reconfigure them selves based on the terrain. If we can successfully create an AI, that will be one scary opponent. The real question is at what point do we give robots the ability to kill someone without a human directly authorizing it for each case.
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by lorincpartain July 15, 2009 10:40 PM PDT
Moch7, um unless you have forgotten the "peace loving" Democrats are in charge right now. So blame them.
by Dalkorian July 16, 2009 9:36 AM PDT
@lorincpartain. No, we're taking a page from the retardican pagebook. It's bushit's fault because it happened AFTER he left office.
LOL
by sjmuller July 15, 2009 6:03 PM PDT
The explanation is simple really. Fox News is clearly written by a room full of Chimpanzees with typewriters :-D.
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by Dalkorian July 16, 2009 9:36 AM PDT
Don't answer that knock on the door, it's the gubmint come to silence the truth out of you.
by JDubbs115 July 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT
......This is why I don't watch FOX News.
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by RedGiant947 July 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT
Won't they just become self aware and start eating all humans as we're alive? This would have made Terminator waaay cooler. Human eating robots, nice. I hope hollywood is working on it
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by kyleblankenship July 15, 2009 11:28 PM PDT
According to the articles I've read elsewhere, the robot would be powered by identifying the appropriate vegetation in it's environment and feeding it into a combustion chamber. Fox News, as always, is thoroughly incorrect in their reporting of this technology and no one that I can find with any credibility has said this technology could be used in such a manner.
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by Dalkorian July 16, 2009 9:37 AM PDT
Of course not, it's ridiculous to think otherwise.

But fun too.
by Draq Wraith July 16, 2009 2:37 AM PDT
Three things come to mind when reading this article.

Soylent Green OMG They Are eating people.
Replicators - Stargate SG 1 Better get that gate ready we may all have to leave real soon.
Insecticons - transformers that are insects better keep a big can of robo-raid handy.

Seriously folks we now have the ability to break down the humnan body into elemental components combine those components into new items. So lets say it is designed to be a roving sniper rifle it eats a few dead opossums it coverts the bones into bullet filler material and selects it next target.

This tech coudl also keep our highways cleaner too.
I just think they need to think about what can be made out of a seemly harmless tool and what weapons it can be turned into.

This is one part of a perfect assassin tool, no body, no evidence.
D~W
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by Dalkorian July 16, 2009 9:39 AM PDT
Exactly! Not only can it kill and consume your remains, leaving no trace behind, but it can also wirelessly connect to all databases on the interwebz and remove all traces of you from them as well!

We're doomed.
by esziszi July 16, 2009 8:55 AM PDT
I believe this is about the robot searching for and fueling from unmanned refueling stations scattered across its territory (global?), maybe at friendly military bases or in the middle of a desert, protected from the enemy.

Or, it could be "eating" plants it can find, transform them into biomass and, maybe, biogas, which it then uses as fuel.

Or, just to play along: it could have an algorithm which, depending on the criticality to keep on going, might or might not "transform" into energy dead plants, live plants, dead animals, live animals, dead people, live people etc., in this order. It might even "eat" other robots and, if it had a fusion reactor of some sort, transform their metal and composits into pure energy. And don't get me started on nanobots...
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by SilentSkies2889 July 16, 2009 8:59 AM PDT
It is proven that anyone who hates on Fox News has clearly NEVER EVER watched a single episode...they just take what "they say" and run with it, thinking they'll be the "cool kid" on the block for being against Fox or something.
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by thatguyfromla July 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT
You got that right. You see it's very easy to say you're a (liberal,lefty,democrat,socialist, commy or any other left-leaning label you can think of), because most of the loud mouths out there that profess to know everything about and constantly criticize Republicans/Conservatives are and they have all convinced you that it's cool to be like them. People, that really don't know anything just pick headlines, comments from others and misinformation from their left-leaning professors and don't bother to challenge or are afraid to challenge. But when you start to challenge them and open their eyes to facts, not emotional beliefs or perceptions, they freak out or quite simply start yelling and refusing to listen to you. However, there are the exceptions, and if they are truly rational people, they eventually start to come around and if not, at least, think about things from both sides of the issues. Problem, for them, is that we tend to win, because we prove our side. They look through these rich celebrities and politicians that already have everything and are set in life and have nothing to lose, by professing that they are for the poor and downtrodden. Perfect example, the Kennedy's they go around the world pushing their "Green" agenda on everyone, yet fly around not in commercial airlines, but in their private jets, spewing their pollutions throughout. When some of their Greenny friends decided to erect windmills by their homes on the East Coast, no, they fought to have them not built because it would ruin their view. You see, to them, everyone else must make sacrifices, but they seem to be exempt. I could keep going but then I run the risk of losing my Coolness. Sit down, quit your whining and watch Fox News, MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND and don't just be a puppet/follower of what or who is supposedly cool. Take a chance, GET THE FACTS and for once challenge, otherwise if you're not checking the facts out for yourself, SHUT UP! By the way, who made this political? Anyway, as far as the robot...ya maybe Fox sensationalizes a little but what news network out there doesn't, I mean look how long everyone spent on MJ.
by SilentSkies2889 July 16, 2009 1:56 PM PDT
I'm glad SOMEONE out there has a brain and USES it...
by dddouchebag July 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT
What's the point of creating a robot that eats things? What purpose does it serve? Why not create a robot that sits and watches tv, while we're at it.

When it comes to robots, we usually want to create something that fills a need, which is either a need that is not being done, or is being done inefficiently. As far as I know, there are many living organisms that can accomplish eating just fine. Maybe if this was just an auxillary power system for a robot that does something else... but I really don't like the idea of making robots more autonomous.
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by gadgetguy360 July 16, 2009 2:31 PM PDT
I stopped reading at the words FOX NEWS. LOL. Remember remember the 5th of November. :-P
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by jason-thompson July 16, 2009 3:37 PM PDT
Here is a press release from Cyclone Power

Technologies:http://blogs.dieselpowermag.com/6560148/compression-ratio/cyclone-sets-the-record-straight-on-human-eating-robots/index.html

This is a great technology that I hope to install on my diesel. I hope people don't get scared away .
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by codyjames60 August 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT
I can see it now...robotic border patrol agents powered by illegal aliens.

Cool.
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