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iPod challenger to let people share streamed music with others, according to FCC filing by Toshiba.
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when they finally find another Zuner with which to share a
promotional song.
This is unprecedented.
ROTFL
Then the LEDs could work like beacons to help Zuners to find each
other.
I am seeking...
[ ] Marriage
[ ] Romance
[ ] Friendship
[ ] Promotional Song Exchange
Roberto
The point is that the Zune will run on a Windows-based operating system. Can you say viruses, spam-bots and security holes?
The Xbox runs a version of Windows - no one ever managed to put a virus on that.
My current media player Runs Windows - those have never had any viruses either.
erm so no I cant see that is going to be a problem
Redmond will release Zune in time for Christmas and sell nearly 50, not counting the ones Microsoft will send to Steve Jobs as a lousy joke. MS CEO Steve Ballmer will be arrested for biting a mother on her face in a department store while her son and daughter inspect the offerings at the iPod display. Ballmer will claim the report of the attack was a "gross exaggeration, spread by Microsoft's infinite enemies; I just brushed by her, looking for the Zune display" before settling out of court.
Defects will plague the players (all 42 that will finally be sold) and Microsoft will end up in a law suit with all its media vendors who will charge that Microsoft was refusing to pay royalties after placing a 1/800th of a second of silence at the end of the songs they were selling through Zune and claiming they were all "new, original and innovative works copyrighted Microsoft. Duh." After 8 months of litigation, the suit will be settled out of court after CEO Ballmer bites through one of the tires on the Sony attorney's Lexus in the court parking lot and is shot with a tranquilizer round by the Washington State Department of Animal Control.
Zune will be pulled off the shelves in June 2007 after MS issues a press release describing "its brilliant *pilot* of a massive, galaxy-stretching, mind-expanding portable media program yet to come" as a "total and unquestioned success." Analysts will point out, however, that after the law suits, media companies were so shocked to find nastier lawyers working for MS than they ever employed, MS was unable to contract any content for the Zune service at all.
MS will be forced to start its own recording label and will only be able to sign William Shatner scatting and singing obscene lyrics to television theme songs and, in a desperate play, offer downloadable monster movies of CEO Ballmer stalking and eating his neighbors' pets. Analysts, newspaper columnists, national security consultants and religious leaders will accurately predict the devastating Vistapocalypse that will attend the release of Vista on Thanksgiving Day, 2007.
Microsoft, sure of its success, will make an unprecedented media move buying all of the available commercial air time on the SuperBowl broadcast to demonstrate Vista's "advanced features" during commercial breaks starring William Shatner and CEO Ballmer as 'Spock' aboard the new "Starship Vista." Breaking with tradition, the spots will air live and will have to be improvised largely by Shatner when Ballmer's bright red Federation officer's jersey becomes hopelessly tangled around his head. "The new Aero screen saver is guaranteed to neutralize erectile dysfunction, hair loss and flatuence, right Science Officer Ballmer?" Shatner will announce, beaming from his familiar captain's chair, while muffled shrieks emanate from the crimson-shrouded head of the shirtless Ballmer, thrashing senselessly, struggling to pull the jersey down over his head.
By the third quarter, newscasters will announce during breaks in the action that Vista had been cracked by Eastern European and Central Asian terrorist groups, had already taken over all the Vista desktops in the western world and were using them to drain corporate bank accounts and send wire transfers to Al Qaeda. Ballmer, interviewed by sportcasters on the scene, will be by then hopelessly entangled in the red jersey with his hands caught in the sleeves and his arms suspended over his shoulders. Unable to answer their questions with anything more than a strangled scream, Ballmer runs from the TV cameras and head-butts the Astrodome until he is unconscious.
The next day, President Bush will declare, "Now I know what the 'blue screens of death' thing-things were all about. These people are fellow travelleres to Al Qaeda and their collaborators in the Democratic Party," and orders the Justice Department to bring racketeering and terrorism charges against the company. MS attempts to deflect the charges by changing its address to a vacant lot in Spokane and ordering its employees to hide their eyes behind their hands while at work on the Redmond campus.
CEO Ballmer flees justice and is caught in a dragnet some months later by British Columbia animal control officers, answering a call about an insane pet-eating bear running amock in Fort Nelson in northern British Columbia. There, CEO Ballmer will be shot dead after fatally chewing through the neck of one officer and nearly severing his head from his shoulders.
MS will collapse as thousands of employees leave, disgusted by the ethics of company convicted of abusive business practices and accused of shoddy engineering, racketeering, terrorism and finally, in the last straw, cannibalism. The company loses most of its board and finally a court appoints a board of receivers to maintain the company until the Windows operating system can be sold to investors.
Microsoft XBOX survives as Shatner buys the division, keeping the tradename 'Microsoft' as the receivers could find no one else to buy the name of a company associated with crime, terrorism, insanity and cannibalism. Shatner will market a successful range of pornographic outer-space adventure games under the brand for the XBOX.
Don't you think? It is a bit much.
Orangutan's are much more intelligent and deserve more respect.
William Shatner be THE MAN. Ballmer headbutting the Astrodome...
classic.
Have a nice day!
until it sees Apple succeeding in a market!
Microsoft will provide all hardware specs to Toshiba!!!
That doesn't preclude a company from being able to market hardware also...
probably solve it with an big expensive phone battery or maybe a
small Sony Laptop battery. :D
And who said Apple is not coming out with something that just brings them even further ahead soon? They like to surprise people like you. Surely today they totally dominate the market in terms of factual market share and accessories availability - they don't have to invest in building a market they already own >75%.
So do you have any idea of what Apple will bring to the table next? Comparing the old G5 iPod with the coming Zune is probably not so relevant.
why not try English?
Wifi? - Yeah for streaming "4 promotional Songs" hehe
Made by Toshiba? - I thought this was an in-house job; the XBox team was going to have a hand in design? Doesn't look that different from the Toshiba Gigabeat now does it?. A matter of fact, the Zune UI looks the same a a Gigabeat, hehehe.
MS upcoming store? - So what happened to WMP11 & URGE that was supposed to be "iTunes killer"?
Subcription service? - Did you not read that the subcription part will be downplayed in favor for PURCHASE SONGS? Somethig to do with purchasing songs being more porpular.
Keep that attitude; MS loves the likes of you that probably already bought an Origami, with 1-2 hour battery.
"killing" the Ipod is like trying to stop a freight train that is going 100 mph by standing in front of it. Impossible, I know.
The device is known as the Toshiba 1089; it's equipped with a 1.8-inch 30GB drive, a 3-inch display (smallish), and compatibility with 802.11 b/g. Whether this is truly the Microsoft Zune or a Toshiba-branded version of the Zune remains to be seen, but we think that a Toshiba-produced media player running Microsoft software should be pretty nice. Read more details at CNET's News.com.
By James Kim
SO to me it's(picture) we seeing rightnow on many websites are not Microsoft media device it's actualy Gigabeat S or Zune. BTW earlier microsoft warren there employees not to leek the info about upcomin media device. It's(microsoft media device) must be realy realy cool and full with the features.
some viedo or sound clip I want to watch a commercial
introduction is included. And you can't skip it.
Knowing Microsoft I think that their Zune will start downloading
commercial content as soon as I enter a shopping mall, or it will
show me 'special offers' when entering a shop.
When exchanging some songs with other users/passers by the
information on the Zune will be 'shared' with a nearby shop and
commercial follow up will come!
I'd rather stick to my self-contained, beautiful and easy to use
iPod.
- Ok, Ok, follow the logic........
- by grandmasterdibbler September 2, 2006 8:20 AM PDT
- So you can listen to music from other people's Zune or stream to them right?
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Showing 2 of 3 pages (89 Comments)1.Won't that reduce the battery life of a device to something pathetic like 4-5 hours?
2.Assuming it doesn't mean streaming to other Zunes I have never seen a hi-fi in my life with Wi-Fi! So basically you can stream to a PC, what a novel idea.
3.If it does mean you can share music with other people there would have to be ALOT of Zunes out there to make it worth while. Say if you're on the train going to work how many people will actually use it?
Wi-Fi seems like a bit of a gimmick to me, but you never know.
We'll just have to see, oh and how can you have a vertical business model with two companies?