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As old as the Web, the tradition of Internet-based April Fools' jokes keeps people laughing even as they get duped.

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My Favorite April Fools Joke...

Ambrosia Software developed a great new application and
released it on April 1:

"Over time, your LCD or CRT monitor will gradually fade in
brightness and contrast. This fading is inevitable, because the
backlights for LCD screens eventually fade, and the photo-
reactive substrate on CRT monitors eventually degrades.
ScreenCleaner Pro rectifies this situation by altering the gamma
of your monitor to compensate for monitor degradation, so it
will look as good as new. Don't toss out that old monitor, just
run ScreenCleaner Pro on it, and watch your old monitor gain a
new life."

What it really does is dim your brightness very slowly over a few
minutes, then changes back to what it was before...Many people
fell for it, even MACWORLD!!

[qazwiz]

My favorite...

happened back in early 80's, back when to use a computer you had to login and logout. (some of you have systems that share a computer... back then EVERYONE shared)

I was working for the University of Michigan (Flint Campus) at the time and the Computer Center in Ann Arbor always put five or six "fillers" in the first issue of April(but they could be anywhere from a single paragraph to a full article taking half the front page with a continued on page (whatever) for the other half.(consistent with their style of publishing major articles) a middle sized "side bar" article had a build up something like this:

CHANCELLOR PRESSURES COMPUTER CENTER TO CATER TO NEW USERS
Due to the complaints of some new users that the login and logout procedures are sometimes confusing and mixed up, the chancellor has requested that the computer center cater to their confusion. Since the budget crunch has no money set aside for user instruction it has been decided to change the login and loguot procedures to fit these users beliefs.

Therefore starting tomorrow the logout command will log you in and the login command will log you out.

Since this is a major change for those of us who have been using MTS{stands for Michigan Terminal System) all along, the computer center has decided to phase this in in a two step process. Phase one will be implemented tomorrow and consists of changing login to logout. then, if all goes as planned, phase two will commence on April 7th, consisting of changing logout to log you in.

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They had more detail making it seem plausible explaining why it is the only solution... until you remembered the shortcut...

the login and the logout commands on the MTS could be shortened to the first three letters of each which is LOG for both... the system just assumes that weather your status is in or out, you want the other when you type log.

[djysrv5]

Dolphins Surfing the Net with Opera Mini

http://my.opera.com/djysrv/blog/show.dml/203690

[matt6331]

Windows Vista April Fools Story

Here's a good April Fool's news posting about the recent delay of
Windows Vista:

Windows Vista Delayed
Indefinitely

[matt6331]

Windows Vista Delayed Indefinitely

Here's an April Fool's news posting about the recent delay of
Windows Vista:

http://www.sharpened.net/

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