One iPod Nano, medium rare

(Credit: GeekStuff4U)

We at Crave enjoy a good steak as much as anyone, but just the sight of this thing is enough to clog the arteries of the most dedicated carnivore. No ordinary iPod case, it's made to resemble Japan's famed Kobe beef.

It figures that this was made by SolidAlliance, the company that has brought us gems ranging from a disco ball mouse to a UFO-detecting strap. We've got to hand it to their detailed eye: Even the packaging resembles a real slab of beef, complete with a Styrofoam-looking tray and weight label with bar code.

And we appreciate that they chose a prime cut, rather than something trendy like skirt steak or pedestrian like top sirloin. The marbling looks excellent.

[jaycustom]

Who carries red meat in their pocket?! Now, an IPOD case that looks like a pack of NEWPORTS...that be sweet! Or I can just put my IPOD in my empty newport pack ! OH YEAH!!!

[jaycustom]

Who carries red meat in their pocket?! Now, a case that looks like a pack of cigarettes...that be sweet! Or I can just put my MP3 in my empty pack of smokes ! OH YEAH!!!

[jaycustom]

Who carries red meat in their pocket anyway?!!! Let alone expensive meat? Gimme a case that looks like a pack of NEW-PORTS and now we're talkin! Or....wait...I can just put my pod in my empty pack of PORTS!!! OH YEAH!

[crad13]

stfu, jay, nobody cares about your pathetic cigarette addiction.

Anyways, the blog world is excellent fodder for the asinine geniuses who come up with this stuff, maybe if we stopped talking about those damned Swarovski crystals or ranting about wrapping out 'pods in red meat, we'd have less of the insanity.