The ultimate way to escape office meetings

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In these times of extreme economic uncertainty, one must always be ready to bolt if necessary. And what better way to stay prepared than an ejector seat?

The "B-52 Stratofortress Ejector Seat Chair" is modeled after seats in B-52 bombers, according to Coolest-Gadgets. It comes from the ever-quirky Motoart, which salvages old aircraft parts and turns them into everything from furniture to sculptures--though it's often hard to tell which is which.

Unfortunately, its latest Cold War-era creation doesn't appear to have functional projectile abilities. So much for those parachutes, golden or otherwise.