The canopy bed of the future
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BornRich)
The "Starry Night Bed" has more technologies than you can shake a remote at, but let's face it: It looks pretty homely, especially considering the cost of the $50,000 model.
The "Sphera" pictured here, on the other hand, is as much a work of art as it is a functional piece of multimedia furniture. The creation of designer Karim Rashid, whose work has appeared on Crave before, is an ultra-modernistic bed that includes a built-in 32-inch TV, massage system, LED canopy lights, and, of course, a champagne holder, according to BornRich.
As nice as it is, however, there's one potential deal-breaker: It must have a a waterbed.

How about 'campy'? 'Campy' canopy? 'Crappy' canopy? How about just plain velvet 'fugly'?