Hello Kitty shredder: White-collar crime?

(Credit: Sanrio)

The latest creation of the Sanrio empire offers further proof that it has progressed beyond brute force and guerrilla tactics, expanding its quest for world domination to the economic realm.

The evil Hello Kitty's mouthless mug can now be found on its own paper shredder, that icon of white-collar crime, as seen on Hello Kitty Hell. If you start seeing it dressed in pinstripes, you'll know that Gordon Gekko has completed a feline reincarnation.