Now that he's pled guilty to lewd conduct in a men's bathroom in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, some people have asserted that Idaho senator Larry Craig probably wants to wear a bag on his head for the rest of his human existence. Which is why this downloadable Halloween costume quick-fix is even better.
Just print out what they tell you to, and glue it on a paper bag. Don't forget the U.S. Senate seal for the back--"to let others know who you are, and that you are here to stay." Then chuck the bag on your head, put on a suit with an American flag lapel pin, and carry a roll of toilet paper. (Depending on your inclinations, you might be carrying that with you on Halloween anyway.)
The creators of the mask art, Ethan Persoff and Scott Marshall, encourage all faux-Craigs to "have fun and don't do anything Larry wouldn't do."
Another Halloween costume option: Zombie Larry Craig. Because he keeps coming back from the dead.
(Via Boing Boing)