October 19, 2007 10:06 AM PDT

No, sorry, the 'HK-47' is a joke

by Caroline McCarthy
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(Credit: GlamGuns.com)

As regular readers of this blog very well know, our overlord Mike Yamamoto is terrified of Hello Kitty and believes wholeheartedly that the pink-and-white feline is trying to take over the world. So, you can imagine, when I found evidence of an (unofficial) Hello Kitty assault rifle on BoingBoing (appropriately called the HK-47), I decided that maybe I ought to believe Mike and start getting worried.

Unfortunately, there isn't really a Hello Kitty assault rifle. The site that BoingBoing links to, "GlamGuns," is a parody site. You can't really commission them to create you a Hello Kitty AK-47, complete with crocheted shoulder-stock muffler, for $1072.95. And you can't get a wood-burned monogram on the barrel.

It's too bad, because I think Mike was hoping he could arm himself with one in protection against the Kitty Army.

Caroline McCarthy, a CNET News staff writer, is a downtown Manhattanite happily addicted to social-media tools and restaurant blogs. Her pre-CNET resume includes interning at an IT security firm and brewing cappuccinos. E-mail Caroline.
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Hello Kitty Rifle
by sig226 October 19, 2007 10:57 AM PDT
I have seen a Hello Kitty Rifle but it was an SKS model. It was on display in a store in W. Los Angeles!
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HK-47 is a droid in
by BeatleMegaFan October 28, 2007 8:19 AM PDT
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HK-47 is a droid in KOTOR
by BeatleMegaFan October 28, 2007 8:20 AM PDT
Surely some people would recognize that. I believe that's copyrighted LOL.
-BMF
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WHAT??!???
by make_or_break October 28, 2007 9:36 PM PDT
You mean the CareBear Body Armor and Martha's Mines aren't [i]real[/i]? This is thoroughly bummin' and distressin' news...
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