Hello Kitty Hummer stretch limo--only kind of kidding

(Credit: Midlands Limos)

There's only one thing that this luxurious pink Hummer H3 stretch limousine needs, and that's a nice fat Hello Kitty decal on the driver's side. Otherwise, this bubble-gum-hued vehicle is a fitting embodiment of all things obnoxious and opulent (obnoxulent?) and nauseatingly cute. Inside, it's equipped with pink-and-white leather seating and space-age lighting worthy of the flashiest nightclubs and an enviable bar--and mirrors on the ceiling (if you're into that degree of sketchiness).

There's also touch-screen heating and air conditioning control, four flat-screen TVs, a DVD player and multi-speaker sound system. There's no whirlpool like in that Mini Cooper limo, which is just a tragic shame.

(Credit: Midlands Limos)

A note to all jet-setters with poor taste: You can rent the pink Hummer from the U.K.'s Midlands Limos on your next jaunt across the pond. It comes with a "chilled bottle of complimentary champagne"--sounds like a great deal to us!

(Via Born Rich)