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Virtual Sex Machine inventor seeks adult video stars

by Declan McCullagh
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HOLLYWOOD, Fla. -- Eric White believes the future of sex technology lies in a 16" red-and-black cylindrical device that he sells for $439.69 from his office in rural Pennsylvania.

White's device is aimed at men and, to put it delicately, is designed to provide pleasure through an ingenious combination of a vacuum pump, a back-and-forth motor, and a stimulator at the business end that he says "adds a little extra zing."

Eric White holds his 'Virtual Sex Machine,' which is controlled by Windows software. Optional goggles can provide a more immersive VR environment than a computer screen.

(Credit: Declan McCullagh)

Similar devices have been around for years -- there's the perennial gag of an inflatable sheep, of course, and the non-programmable Venus 2000 from Sybian.com sells for $815. What makes White's contraption different is that it's arguably the most technologically advanced to date.

That's because his so-called Virtual Sex Machine comes with Windows software that controls the VSM through the PC's parallel data port. It can simulate different sorts of intimate activities by, as White puts it, "varying the vacuum." (In truth it's more configurable than that, but good taste forbids us from elaborating.)

What that means is that it's possible to craft an adult video with synchronized instructions sent through the data port to the VSM. As the action on the screen progresses, the electronic manipulations of the VSM's silicone-like interior varies as well.

White doesn't want to be in the business of creating adult videos, though. He showed up at the Internext conference here organized by adult trade publisher AVN Media Network to try to persuade the companies that own or produce videos to insert VSM data tracks. (The resulting disc sells for $40, a hefty premium over traditional adult DVDs.)

He has four porn stars signed up so far for custom discs -- kind of a virtual woman-at-your-command -- including a cheerleader-turned-amateur actress who runs the sammy4u.com Web site. Dozens more compilation discs with data tracks are available through White's vrinnovations.com site.

"It adds another level of marketing ability to (an adult movie) star," White said. "When you're done with her, you put it back on the shelf and close the door. You don't have to take her out to dinner."

Next steps include a sensor-equipped version of the VSM marketed at women (or men, for that matter) who operate pay-per-minute Web cams at sites like cams.com and camz.com. The idea is that their customers will pay extra for the 'cammer to manipulate the remote VSM in certain, ah, specific ways that will be detected by the local Windows software, communicated over the Internet, and output to the male-oriented VSM connected to the remote customer.

After that, of course, might come VSMs with medical applications, VSMs designed for couples in long distance relationships, VSMs with a software interface that allows hacking, and so on, although expansion plans may have to wait until Pennsylvania authorities stop harassing White over building permits. He had the bad fortune to place his factory in Amish country, which apparently is less than happy about being a birthplace of the world's teledildonics movement.

For his part, White views himself as a kind of Thomas Edison of the industry: "I want to be the guy who invented virtual sex."

Originally posted at News Blog
Declan McCullagh, CNET News' chief political correspondent, chronicles the intersection of politics and technology. He has covered politics, technology, and Washington, D.C., for more than a decade, which has turned him into an iconoclast and a skeptic of anyone who says, "We oughta have a new federal law against this." E-mail Declan.
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LOL, the penis port is invented!
by Hardrada August 6, 2007 1:33 PM PDT
Your computer can now have a ***** port. That is gross.
Look at the inventor's picture - he looks almost embarassed or
something. I couldn't help but wonder as I read the article, why
not just get a girlfriend? It might be less expensive. There's lots of
girls who are lonely out there.
But anyway, VR sex was inevitable. I'm not surprised, really.
I want to buy some stock.
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by EmporerEJ August 25, 2009 2:33 AM PDT
I'm the guy in the picture....and no, I'm not embarrassed. In fact, I'm quite proud of my years of dedicated work. Had "girlfriends.;" and even at the time of that picture. And I'd like to keep it all for myself, not share "half of everything" with the girlfirend that ultimately becomes a wife.
:-)

Send your check to the office.
$$$$$$
Huxley invented it for Brave New World.
by TogetherinParis August 6, 2007 4:22 PM PDT
We all read Brave New World in high school. A. Huxley invented
this long ago. It was yucky then, too, but may have limited value in
sperm banking and perhaps animal breeding.
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by EmporerEJ August 25, 2009 2:38 AM PDT
If I only had a nickel for everyone that tells me they "invented it already" over the past 10 years.........

And yet, It's still the ONLY REAL Virtual Sex Machine in the world.
Must have something to do with "reduction to practice...."
by undez May 29, 2009 6:58 AM PDT
This disc is interesting. you can to market you product on dontlookanyfurther.com.
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