Free iPhones!
iPhone
(Credit: Apple)No, not for you, sadly. For Apple employees.
But while Daring Fireball may have scooped the Macalope, the horned one has the real scoop. Not only are they getting free iPhones, but the Macalope's sources tell him they're also getting free ice cream tomorrow afternoon.
Who says Steve Jobs is heartless and mercurial?
Mythical beast and rumormonger extraordinaire, the Macalope writes about all things Apple for the CNET Blog Network. Read more at The Macalope: An Apple blog. He is not an employee of CNET. Disclosure.

The only thing that would be better is free baseballs with JC Dvorak at the
dunker.
I'd pay just to hang out and watch.
Oh yea...free iPhone too. :D