April 27, 2007 6:30 AM PDT

Anybody else think this looks like a human fishing rod?

by Caroline McCarthy
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This "Home Swimmer" contraption scares the living daylights out of me. No, not in the same way that Mike Yamamoto runs screaming every time he hears the words "hello" and "kitty" in the same sentence, but it's still creepy. Why? Because it looks like a fishing rod. The Home Swimmer is supposed to enable "stationary swimming" if you happen to have a small pool that doesn't cater to lap swimming, but it looks like a fishing rod.

The guy in this photograph looks like he's attempting (in vain) to escape some kind of monstrous angler who hooked him in the pants. Nice fodder for a New Yorker cartoon, but in real life, this is just too unnerving. It costs $69.95, which will buy you a few months' membership at the local YMCA. Do us all a favor and go join a community pool instead.

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Caroline McCarthy, a CNET News staff writer, is a downtown Manhattanite happily addicted to social-media tools and restaurant blogs. Her pre-CNET resume includes interning at an IT security firm and brewing cappuccinos. E-mail Caroline.
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Few Months Membership to the Y?!?
by grissomb April 27, 2007 7:21 AM PDT
Dude where do YOU live? YMCA membership in Charlotte is $50+ a month...
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Usefull Nonetheless
by cdenger April 30, 2007 8:42 AM PDT
I agree, YMCA memberships are a bit more than when you were a kid. Not to mention, we live in an area where the only community pools are less than ideal for laps or exercise and usually pouring over with children. This seems like it would provide a huge advantage for anyone that wants use swimming as their primary source of exercise and have a less than Olympic size swimming pool available. Just my 2 cents :)
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LOL It does seem like a fishing rod.
by SbFF April 30, 2007 11:46 PM PDT
But I would use one(if i had a small pool) instead of those things that pump the water to make it seem like you are swimming. although it does seem a little expensive for a stick witha rope tied to it.
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