If you're concerned about buying Apple's iPhone because it won't adequately express your deep love for all things Hello Kitty (I'm talking 'bout you, Mike), fear not. You can just get Hello Kitty Mobile! It's got the same $600 price tag as the iPhone, and I bet it's way way way more functional. Plus, um, it's pink. And it's Hello Kitty. In case you haven't figure it out, we really heart Hello Kitty around these parts.
You can buy it at the fabulously kawaii DreamKitty.com.