Some phones should never be made

(Credit: Gearfuse)

There's really not much to say about these phones. Just look at the picture--it's too depressing to spend much time discussing them. What we will say is that, according to Gearfuse, these are Samsung 707SC handsets slathered rather disgustingly with colored stones made by Swarovski. (What a surprise!) They were just released in Asia, made for Softbank Japan. As far as we're concerned, Samsung had a better idea with its Simpsons models.

[Kushojin]

Tacky but safe

You're missing the point, Mike. If you have one of these tacky phones, no one
will every want to borrow it or steal it from you and you'll always be able to find
it. What more could you ask for?

[Mike Yamamoto]

Kushojin, you are so right!

Thanks for setting me straight! --Mike

[PCCRomeo]

They know what they're doing

Preteens and "Stupid Girls" (like those in P!nk's video) will line up in droves to
get their hands on these phones...