An iPod Nano? For me? You shouldn't have, Apple
Look what we got in the mail today from Apple! What could it be?
Hmmm, let's open it. Wow. What a pretty linen box! And look--a blank tag. Is this a present for someone? For us? Something to give to our moms this holiday season?
Glory be, it's a blue iPod Nano. The new one, 4GB. But wait, there's more...the Nike + iPod Sport Kit, an armband, and a power adapter. Oh, and a $25 iTunes gift card. That's, like, cash!
Lemme get the calculator. This adds up to approximately $314 worth of iPod goodies, not including the sparkly raffia--quite a haul. Perhaps this comes in honor of the iPod's own fifth birthday. We're not sure. The card in the box says, "To help brighten this holiday season, we've included a few of our favorites, including the completely remastered iPod Nano with its colorful anodized-aluminum finish, an iPod armband...[the list goes on]...and instructions to redeem a pair of Nike + shoes." Wait. Shoes, too? Now the bill comes to $424.
OK, some background: I manage the team of CNET editors who write reviews of mobile gear. That includes iPods. One of my jobs is enforcing our strict code of ethics. So thanks, Apple, for thinking of us. But no one's mom will be getting this Nano for Christmas--it's going straight back, along with the rest of the goodies. (Although I admit: I'll be crying all the way to FedEx.)
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Lindsey Turrentine is an executive editor at CNET. 
day.
okay, so if something turns up in the post addressed to you, then you are the owner. And what's $400-odd to Cnet? Surely they make more than that a minute for company-sponsored Apple-Bashing.
Get over yourself and keep the f-ing gift or throw it off a bridge.
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