I suspect there will be a superhero frenzy for a while in Milton, W.Va.
For the people of Milton have been witness to the fact that Batman and Captain America really can save the world.
Well, save a cat at least.
As a house fire burned, the two just happened to be passing, sans Batmobile. They were on their way to a local American Legion Post where they were to teach kids about beating up bad guys.
I am sorry, I meant how to act positively in life.
On seeing the fire, they decided to break into the house to see if anyone needed rescuing.
As WCHS-TV reports, John Buckland -- Batman's real name -- is a former firefighter.
He knew what needed to be done. Troy Marcum, aka Captain America, was there to play Robin, as it were.
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"I grabbed his shoulders, gave it everything we got, and the door opens up," said Batman.
Within seconds, he said: "I'll be darned if I feel something furry."
He'd found a cat on the floor. Because he is Batman -- and a former firefighter -- Buckland knew how to bring it back to consciousness.
Was the cat grateful? No, he hissed.
"He got resuscitated by Batman. That's a pretty scary thing to wake up to," said Batman, who does look a little like Ben Affleck.
When the firefighters arrived, they must have been a touch bemused by the sight of the two superheroes.
Thankfully, no one else was in the house.
Buckland now runs a company called Heroes 4 Higher. Really.