Every week I spend time browsing through Crave comments to find the nuggets of gold our readers leave behind. While many of our stories elicit serious discussions, here are just a few cracks from this week that made me chuckle.
"Burglars these days will kick your front door down while you are home. That's why I have security cameras and an H&K .45 USP with hallow points ready for any uninvited visitors/zombies. It's that or have Chuck Norris sitting on a rocking chair in the front yard. --by spurs32
Found in 15 sexy printers (yes, printers):
"My Canon i9900 has a real sweet rack ...of ink cartridges." --by schattenteufel
"Unheard of? You Dong Ngo what you're talking about..." --by SUFan15NC
"It's all a zero sum game for the most part. I have to stand up at my desk at least once a day and slap my own ass just to stay awake!" --by Aphextwinop