All the single ladies (all the single ladies), put your hands up for the Alcatel OT-808.
It isn't the first QWERTY clamshell mobile phone we've ever seen, but it is possibly the first to be square rather than rectangular. In fact, it looks almost exactly like a make-up compact. That's probably what Alcatel had in mind, because the OT-808 is "designed exclusively for women." Squee!
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