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February 8, 2010 9:00 AM PST

Is our children learning? Geeks make sure they is

by Leslie Katz

SAN FRANCISCO--The "gospel according to Goldberg." Turns out it can't be found in a local synagogue, Jewish deli, or Rube Goldberg device, though a couple of us puzzling through treasure hunt clues Saturday night were stubbornly stuck on those ideas.

If you're thinking more along the lines of churches and singing nuns, we want you on our team next year.

Tech Search Party clue

A card in the window of Noe Valley store Just for Fun, which sells tsotchkes including President Obama religious candles, indicates that sleuths have found the right answer to clue No. 6: "Home of St. Barack."

(Credit: Rafe Needleman/CNET)

The Goldberg gospel was just one hint in the Tech Search Party, a semi-geeky scavenger hunt set in San Francisco's Noe Valley and organized to benefit the neighborhood's Alvarado Elementary School, which needs a technology boost. One-third of the classrooms there don't have working computers; many that do work are held together with duct tape, according to Tim Smith, the event's creator.

About 250 people descended on the normally quiet little Noe with flashlights (or flashlight apps) to solve as many clues as possible in two hours and score prizes like Geeknet gift certificates, Electronic Arts games, a date with Kara Swisher of AllThingsD (PR teams only), and, of course, bragging rights.

Smartphones were essential to the endeavor, as Web searches were needed to decipher clues like "cost $45,499 in year of Beverly Cleary's birth" (answer: the San Francisco Library in Noe, which was built in 1916), or 1:3.226 (answer: the grade of the steepest street in San Francisco: 22nd between Church Street and Vicksburg).

My team, the "Noe-it-Alls" (a runner-up for best team name, I might brag), joined 50 other teams with names like "Several Sassy Sleuths," "Is Our Children Learning?" and "Indominable Immersion Mamas" (Alvarado offers language immersion programs).

On hand were family and friends of Alvarado students; random geeks who learned of the event via Twitter or were recruited from lines for the Google and Apple commuter buses that swing through Noe Valley to take employees to work; candidates for San Francisco supervisor; and even Tyler Hinman, winner of the 2009 American Crossword Puzzle Tournament. The "Scribble Monkeys" team included CNET's Rafe Needleman of Webware fame and former CNET.com Editor in Chief Steve Fox.

My team consisted of Tom and Rayna, parents of Alvarado students and owners of a Palm Treo and Motorola Q, respectively; Jonathan, who brought along his semi-functional Motorola Razr from 1913; and me, with my little ol' Samsung Alias 2. Needless to say, Rayna and Tom did the Web searching.

Jonathan and I contributed a few brain cells, though we did get sidetracked on that "gospel according to Goldberg" thing. Fortunately, Rayna was able to think outside the Holey Bagel box and recall that "Sister Act" with Whoopi Goldberg had been filmed at Noe Valley's St. Paul's Church.

A respectable finish (we think)
Once participants managed to identify a mystery location, we were asked to snap a photo and e-mail it back to the organizers, who downed Liberty Ales at a warm bar and followed the sleuths' progress as we traversed the cold, hard concrete on foot, searching for the Spin City laundromat (clue: Fox then Sheen). Finding a clue card yielded more hints, and clues could be solved in any order. That cut down on bottlenecks and made it harder for my team to go with our original plan to follow the tattooed twenty-somethings in Google-wear and watch for photo flashes.

In the end, Alvarado Elementary did well for itself, raising more than $10,000 for PCs and flat-panel monitors, Smith said. The Noe-it-Alls didn't fare too badly, either. While we didn't Noe it all, we did Noe 7 out of 10 answers, just two less than the winning teams but not enough to score tickets to see Bon Jovi in San Jose. Next time around, we plan to attach GPS tracking devices to the backs of this year's victors and follow them in a limo.

Several Sassy Sleuths

Alliteration-advancing Alvarado teachers made up the Tech Search Party team "Several Sassy Sleuths." Sponsors of the event included Google, Geeknet, and Salesforce.

(Credit: Rafe Needleman/CNET)

Leslie Katz, senior editor of CNET's Crave, covers gadgets, games, and myriad other digital distractions. As a co-host of the recently retired CNET News Daily Podcast, she was sometimes known to channel Terry Gross and still uses her trained "podcast voice" to bully the speech recognition software on automated customer service lines. E-mail Leslie.
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by internalUser February 8, 2010 9:49 AM PST
The headline is certainly a joke. Correct? It has to be. For something to be grammatically incorrect (twice) and on a story about kids learning?
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by Leslie Katz February 8, 2010 10:09 AM PST
Yep, it's indeed a joke based on one of the team's funny and deliberately grammatically incorrect names: "Is our children learning?"
by Ric Fischer February 8, 2010 10:13 AM PST
I enjoyed the article. Here's hoping internalUser reads it and figures out why the headline was intentionally written with improper grammar.
by Shinespark February 8, 2010 12:17 PM PST
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" ?G.W. Bush, Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
by tdavis64 February 8, 2010 9:57 AM PST
headline grammer is attrocious
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by nrg.dude February 8, 2010 11:10 AM PST
So is your sentence structure. Initial caps? Periods. Any of this ring a bell? ;o)
by Warhaven February 8, 2010 1:51 PM PST
How's that working out for you? Being a clueless git, I mean.

Oh, and it's spelled grammar, not grammer.
by vini156 February 8, 2010 10:00 AM PST
I think the title should be Geeks make sure they are.... I dunno it may be right. But artilcle is nice.
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by vini156 February 8, 2010 10:02 AM PST
I think the title should be Geeks make sure they are.... I dunno it may be right. But artilcle is nice.
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by internalUser February 8, 2010 10:36 AM PST
Problem people don't read the article (like me) and only see the headline. It reflects...
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by Tom Krazit February 8, 2010 10:59 AM PST
In the time you've taken to post three comments, you could have read the article.
by uthene254 February 8, 2010 10:40 AM PST
I guess no good joke goes unpunished. I find it amusing, however, that two of the posters complaining about the grammar have spelling problems. Good article.
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by internalUser February 8, 2010 10:43 AM PST
This might be correct, however, I don't publish content for a living.
by uthene254 February 8, 2010 11:02 AM PST
I was referring to tdavis64 and vini156, not your postings. Additionally you seem reticent to accept that the headline was a joke. It was referencing the team name "Is our children learning", which itself is a reference to George W. Bush's gaffe. Several years ago he said, "Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning?'". So yes, the headline was a joke and should not reflect poorly on CNET or Leslie Katz.
by internalUser February 8, 2010 11:19 AM PST
Fair enough...
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by internalUser February 8, 2010 11:28 AM PST
Sorry... Just one more thing. The reason I linked to this article was the headline in Google Reader. Granted it made me go to the article because of the headline however when you only have a headline and not the context of the article it is difficult not to groan. (And groan even more when it was a CNet site). Enough said. Good article.
by gerrrg February 8, 2010 4:18 PM PST
Part of commenting on forums - especially on matters related to intelligence - is that you're supposed to be smarter than the average bear. Apparently we - no offense to Yogi and Boo Boo - have too many average bears online.
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by Yelonde February 8, 2010 4:40 PM PST
"IS" our children learning, or "ARE" our children learning?
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by jesmmifs February 9, 2010 2:22 AM PST
Not getting sarcasm might be an indication of autism or similar conditions like Aspergers Syndrome. Do you getz dat?
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by Rob Adler February 9, 2010 1:02 PM PST
I was part of the Vantage Communications team that participated. The joke in the title was very clear in the context of the event raising money for the school. Most people attending got a good laugh when it was noted. So let's not forget this was a fun event that raised a lot of money for a good cause.

BTW. I was sure that the Gospel according to Goldberg was a reference to Bach (Gospel of St. Matthew and Goldberg Variations), and went to the Noe Valley MInistry - home of the Noe Valley Chamber Society. That peobably explained our score.
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