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February 6, 2010 8:00 AM PST

Turn your office expense reports into toilet paper

by Tim Hornyak
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White Goat (Credit: Oriental)

If you've ever dreamed of sticking all that paperwork on your desk where the sun don't shine, a Japanese machine can turn it all into toilet paper for you.

Appropriately named White Goat, this device designed for the office can take regular letter-size paper or shreds, including that sales report you cursed until you were blue in the face, and transform it into nearly pristine rolls of white tissue.

White Goat was developed by Oriental Co., a small shredder maker based in Kiryu City, north of Tokyo, which says it's the first product of its kind in the world.

As seen in this vid from an ecological-products trade show in Japan last year, White Goat is very simple to use. All the user has to do is supply the machine with electricity, add paper and water, and remove the rolls of toilet paper when they're done. The pulping and rolling processes are automated.

It takes the machine 30 minutes to make one roll, and each roll is made up of about 40 sheets of paper. Oriental, which has applied for a patent on the tech, says White Goat can save about 60 trees annually.

It apparently aims to start selling the Goat this summer for about $100,600. The hefty price tag means it would take years to recoup the cost of toilet paper, but really--what price is too high for the pleasure of wiping your butt with your boss' memos?

(Via ZDNet)

Crave freelancer Tim Hornyak is the author of "Loving the Machine: The Art and Science of Japanese Robots." He has been writing about Japanese culture and technology for a decade. E-mail Tim.
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by myles taylor February 6, 2010 8:45 AM PST
Haha that is awesome. What they need to do though is make bigger ones and just go industrial. This isn't the kind of thing an office should buy; it's the kind of thing that a recycling company should buy.
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by robertorosco February 6, 2010 9:29 AM PST
If corporate banks can afford multi-million dollar payment packages, then I'm sure they can afford this one extra expenditure. They could use it to shred customer complaints and government invoices.
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by University_of_Pi February 6, 2010 9:21 PM PST
this would be a great way to get rid of money that you're wanted for
launder it into TP don't launder it to TO
by fleurya February 6, 2010 9:18 AM PST
LOL! Just the thought of being able to wipe myself with some of the paperwork and memos I get is a very fun and satisfying idea!
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by fleurya February 6, 2010 9:20 AM PST
"here's what I think of your stupid new policy"

*chucks it in the machine, waits patiently, takes product from other side and heads to the bathroom"
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by TheDrumThumper February 6, 2010 10:04 AM PST
Just think about the ROI, both in a monetary sense and in a employee mental health sense. Absolutely brilliant.
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by BobForsberg February 6, 2010 11:05 AM PST
Shreds paper, pulps paper, mixes pulp, presses pulp, dries pulp, rolls paper, drops roll.
$100K selling price? More like $9K, $4K to make, tops.
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by make_or_break February 7, 2010 6:27 AM PST
Okay...so YOU take four large and prove your own words. Otherwise, it's just a lot of hot air vaporware.
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by jmlejeune February 6, 2010 12:00 PM PST
I will wait for the two ply version, you can see right through it.
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by HeavyJim February 6, 2010 12:15 PM PST
The majority of U.S. newspapers would be good fodder for this machine.............before they are read.
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by jesushatesjunkmail February 6, 2010 12:21 PM PST
What about the staples? You just know someone is going to forget to remove the staples from a report before shredding it.
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by Demolition February 6, 2010 1:24 PM PST
You don't need to remove the staples. According to the video, foreign matter is removed during the pulping process.
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by Devhux February 6, 2010 3:05 PM PST
Finally! A great use for all those darn TPS reports I'm forced to file. (I'm sure you can come up with your own related acronym for this)
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by EvanSei February 7, 2010 1:12 AM PST
well thats really something there, I thing it would be cool if it was made with clear parts so you could watch the TP being made...oh wait then nobody would want to work :)
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by make_or_break February 7, 2010 6:33 AM PST
Oh wait...so who's going to BUY this contraption? I though the "next big thing" was the paperless office. <heavy sarcasm>

Kudos to this company for coming up with solution for a reality that isn't going away anytime soon. Toss in a bit of 'bathroom' humor along with it, and it's brilliant.
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by FatBadger February 7, 2010 9:50 AM PST
I want to know if I can get a paper cut from this toilet paper? Also make sure you look twice, just in case a staple was missed.
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by freedomlovr February 7, 2010 11:29 AM PST
Wahahaha I've been hoping for breakthroughs in solar and batteries, but this one is too funny! Well, I know what I could do with all those preapproved credit cards mail ahahaha...
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by MaurizioMaranghi February 7, 2010 2:28 PM PST
This is funny, but more importantly it is very environmentaly-friendly. Recycling paper into toilet paper is absolutely genius and very responsibly green. Great post!

- Maurizio Maranghi -
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by MickBurke February 7, 2010 4:23 PM PST
Yea, turn your TPS Reports into TP!
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by BobForsberg February 7, 2010 7:40 PM PST
There's a few copies of a failed health care bill that will be a good test for this machine....crap in, paper to wipe crap, out.
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by BobForsberg February 7, 2010 7:42 PM PST
If a politician input chamber could be attached to this machine, you might have something.
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by xcal78 February 8, 2010 6:15 AM PST
They need to work on the speed also. Get it to kick out rolls of TP faster then every 30 minutes. It's just a novelty at that speed.
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by xcal78 February 8, 2010 6:20 AM PST
They never said if it's single-ply or double-ply paper either. Hope it's double-ply!
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by BobForsberg February 9, 2010 8:47 AM PST
The video shows single ply.....with holes in it. $100K for single ply...$200K for double ply? Costco has nothing to worry about.
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