The toy giant's Puppy Tweets turns your pooch's woofs into tweets so you can keep up with its busy daily schedule of eating, sleeping, and destroying your slippers.
Available soon from Amazon for about $30, Puppy Tweets consists of a collar tag with integrated motion and sound sensors that's linked to your home computer via Wi-Fi. A USB receiver is included.
The tag will send a tweet to your dog's Twitter account whenever the animal moves, barks, or naps.
Nope, making a mess on the carpet doesn't merit a tweet. Needless to say, you'd have to really, really love your dog to crave this level of detail about its daily existence.
Mattel's elves have programmed the 6-ounce canine communicator, which reminds me of the wacky Japanese dog translator Bowlingual from Tomy, with more than 500 tweet phrases like "I finally caught that tail I've been chasing and...OOUUUCHH!"
If you like Hallmark-grade humor, this could work for you. Also, it might be interesting to see who would actually sign up to follow your hound's Twitter account.
(Via Craziest Gadgets)