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Homer Simpson will protect your food from you

by John Chan
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Homer Simpson Talking Fridge Guard (Credit: Drinkstuff.com)

Those on a diet who can't resist the temptations lurking in the refrigerator will appreciate the Homer Simpson Talking Fridge Guard. Meant to sit on one of your fridge shelves, Homer will recite one of his six canned phrases ("Uh oh. Someone's gonna have a tummy ache!" "Mmmm...fattening") every time you open the door.

Aside from giving guests a good laugh, this battery-operated gadget will shame you when trying to reach for that soda or cheesecake while trying to lose weight. There's nothing quite like the world's most famous slob to remind you to stay disciplined.

Quite a few gadget sites based in the U.K. list the product as being out of stock, but with a bit of searching we're sure you will be able find an online store with a ready unit for sale. It retails for about $29.

(Source: Crave Asia via bookofjoe)

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by zmnatz April 21, 2009 10:52 AM PDT
I think I just found what I'm buying as a father's day present.
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by U. Tripps April 21, 2009 12:02 PM PDT
So, when losing weight, or attempting to do so, why stock the fridge with soda and cheesecake?
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by iroq321 April 21, 2009 12:49 PM PDT
for their fat better half...duh...
by rnaoncfixd April 21, 2009 12:53 PM PDT
Because I have no sense of self control, of course!
by iff2mastamatt April 21, 2009 12:55 PM PDT
Because their delicious!
by abundantsnotbob April 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT
My fridge is so full he wouldn't fit.
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by iroq321 April 21, 2009 5:30 PM PDT
fat boy
by phatrice April 21, 2009 4:33 PM PDT
that's a pretty big homer, as big as a beer bottle?
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by iroq321 April 21, 2009 5:27 PM PDT
as big as a beer can...and nowhere near big enough to keep me from that deliciously fattening processed junk! let me at it! m-m-mmm...
by Mikeybabes April 21, 2009 11:14 PM PDT
Bet it will work for about a month. Condensation moisture will corrode the battery compartment.
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