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December 18, 2008 8:00 AM PST

How do you like them Apple-branded apples?

by Matt Hickey
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Apple apples (Credit: Blog!Nobon)

Some of you may have heard of a thing called the Apple iPod. Today, an apple farmer out of Japan brings you the iPod Apple. By placing hand-cut stickers of the Apple logo or a silhouette of an iPod on the fruit, the farmer gives these special apples "tan lines" that show love for his favorite consumer electronics brand.

I've been accused of being an Apple fanboy many times before (and, more recently, a Zune fanboy), but even I wouldn't go so far as to Apple-ize my food.

And being that the crown jewel of Cupertino is so litigious, the Japanese farmer might want to consider trading some of those apples for an attorney. I mean, Steve won't let that logo go on just anything these days.

(Source: Weird Asia News via Geekologie)

With more than 15 years experience testing hardware (and being obsessed with it), Crave freelance writer Matt Hickey can tell the good gadgets from the great. He also has a keen eye for future technology trends. Matt has blogged for publications including TechCrunch, CrunchGear, and most recently, Gizmodo. E-mail Matt.
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by myles taylor December 18, 2008 8:25 AM PST
This is hilarious.

A little too far, but funny none-the-less!
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by ikramerica--2008 December 18, 2008 8:29 AM PST
Where are the Vista lemons?
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by daves_done December 18, 2008 8:51 AM PST
HAHAHA, Vista lemons!! I love it!!
by tek-ed December 18, 2008 8:30 AM PST
And the sad part of this is that some *******-fanboi out there will think that this is the greatest thing...
Ed
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by myles taylor December 18, 2008 8:45 AM PST
Why is that sad? I'm sure some of the things you think are the coolest things ever other people think are sad.
by 7aji88 December 18, 2008 8:33 AM PST
It actually look pretty cool. I'm no fanboy, but these are awesome.
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by December 18, 2008 8:48 AM PST
If I was Apple Inc, I'd give these away at holiday parties. They're probably pretty frickin' good apples.
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by pjhenry1216 December 18, 2008 9:24 AM PST
Why would you have any reason to believe they're good apples?
by Perry_Clease December 18, 2008 9:50 AM PST
"Why would you have any reason to believe they're good apples?"

They are easier to eat.

They don't give viruses

They have a lower total cost of ownership

:)
by El_Mikee December 18, 2008 11:10 AM PST
Yeah... But do they have Firewire?
by ::G December 19, 2008 11:50 AM PST
"Why would you have any reason to believe they're good apples?"

Have you ever had Fuji apples? They're frickin' good!!

Fruit with tan lines commanding a premium? Well, it's innovative. Hopefully the guy makes enough to pay for the lawyers he'll need for when he gets sued!
by WordsnCollision December 18, 2008 8:52 AM PST
A detailed review of Blog!NOBON and his non-Apple apples was posted here:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/these_apples_wear_their_hearts_their_peels_21262
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by dragonbite December 18, 2008 9:03 AM PST
That's funny.

Wonder how long before Tux shows up on an apple because, you know, Linux users want to put Linux on EVERYTHING! :)
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by mrwater December 18, 2008 9:34 AM PST
I like the ones that are heart-shaped and apple-shaped at the same time. Eat your heart out!
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by inouyde December 18, 2008 9:44 AM PST
Another piece of evidence that Japan is a country with WAAAY too much free time on its hands...
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by 8301 December 18, 2008 9:57 AM PST
These apples are clearly superior to other apples: They cost fifty dollars per pound, can only be picked and sold by Apple apple geniuses, and, though they are made with the exact same components as other apples, are promised not to ever rot or have worms. Also, you can't play games on them.
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by shycelticwitch December 19, 2008 1:52 PM PST
Silly rabbit, of COURSE you can play games with them, haven't you ever heard of "bobbing for apples"?
by mpheadley December 18, 2008 11:07 AM PST
Now Apple will probably sue the poor farmer for trademark infringement.
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by aka_tripleB December 18, 2008 11:51 AM PST
Who do you think is going to sue first: Apple Inc. or Apple Corps Ltd.?
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by  Brian December 19, 2008 9:26 AM PST
Don't give Apple any ideas!

Apple is known to copy good ideas and sell them at sky high prices.
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by idfubar December 20, 2008 10:30 PM PST
If they're from Japan does that mean they're Fuji (and not Macintosh) apples?
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