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Is that a zapper in your pocket or are you just a total dork?

by Justin Yu
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Violated by a lightgun.

Thanks to this Dunt Hunt tribute shirt from the folks at NerdyShirts, you'll always have your trusty lightgun by your side. Actually, it's not so much by your side as it is in the crack of your butt, sort of like a mash-up between The Wizard and Boyz n the Hood. It won't save you from bullies at school or a burglar trying to break into your parents' basement, but you'll certainly be safe from hordes of flying ducks attacking your screen. And you can definitely use it to cap that slobbering fool the next time he tries to laugh at your game.

Justin Yu covers desktop computers, printers, and peripherals for CNET. When he's not scouring eBay for useless ephemera or eating hot dogs for breakfast, he spends his time making fun of Internet culture every morning on The 404 podcast. E-mail Justin.
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by afijaymz December 1, 2008 2:31 PM PST
Is it me, or does that look like it's photoshopped? the gun is right at the part where the t-shirt covers the jeans. if it isn't, the jeans and the t-shirts meet JUST right along the whole waistline.
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by illil0 December 1, 2008 3:29 PM PST
I'm fairly certain it's just printed on the t-shirt... :)
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by dbackfan638 December 1, 2008 3:51 PM PST
all t-shirt to me!
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by mhr512 December 2, 2008 7:35 AM PST
Only if Plaxico Buress had this shirt.... He would have no problems!
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