One-handed grub for gamers

Gamer Grub promises enhanced visual input, cognitive processing, signal transmission, and muscle reflexes--without keyboard crumbs or greasy fingers.

(Credit: Gamer Grub)

This just goes hand in hand with the Internet Urinal, survival gear for World of Warcraft gamers fixated on outwitting, outplaying, and outlasting their online opponents in their own Survivor hell.

But even chalking up the body count in a virtual world requires real-life sustenance, just so you can do more of the same. Enter Gamer Grub, which, considerately, delivers scientifically formulated performance snack food to your energy- and nutrition-starved body in a one-handed snackpod.

Fortunately, this is said to be tasty, shipping in four action-packed flavors: Strategy Chocolate, Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, and Sports PB&J, aka peanut butter and jelly. The only thing missing is a DIY intravenous drip to make this a wholly hands-free experience.

(Via Crave Asia)