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October 3, 2008 11:44 AM PDT

Friday Poll: Which tech gadget is Palin?

by Ina Fried
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News.com Poll

Pinpointing Palin
If Sarah Palin were a tech gadget, what would she be?

Hello Kitty assault rifle
Palm Centro
Speak & Spell
Talking picture frame



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In the wake of Thursday night's vice presidential debate, we return to the important question only you the voters (or you, the underage reader, or you the foreign reader, or you the felon) can answer. Since we started with Barack Obama in the Crave presidential gadget poll before turning to John McCain, we'll give first jabs...er dibs, to Gov. Sarah Palin.

Got any ideas other than the options mentioned in our highly scientific poll? Let us know in our talkback section below. And if you have suggestions for next week's Joe Biden poll, be sure to send them my way at ina dot fried at cnet dot com.

During her years at CNET News, Ina Fried has changed beats several times, changed genders once, and covered both of the Pirates of Silicon Valley. These days, most of her attention is focused on Microsoft. E-mail Ina.
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by KCFalcon59 October 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT
How stupid.
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by GPBraaten October 3, 2008 1:20 PM PDT
This is a SEXIST topic for cnet news. Hmmm....
by skillingssucks October 3, 2008 3:19 PM PDT
You mean how stupid is Palin? Very.
by SebDavies October 5, 2008 10:15 AM PDT
lighten up
by electronista October 3, 2008 12:04 PM PDT
Hello Kitty assault rifle: looks cute and like a toy but ultimately far too dangerous to be trusted with the average person!
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by sythara October 3, 2008 12:10 PM PDT
its a .223 rifle, not really all that dangerous.

And an average person is smart enough to be trusted with a weapon. Our military met and women are mostly average people doing extra ordinary job, and they are all trusted with weapons.
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by Galaxy5 October 3, 2008 12:20 PM PDT
"its a .223 rifle, not really all that dangerous. "

That must be why we hand them out to soldiers.

.223 is pretty dangerous once it starts tumbling around inside your body or head...and that big, fat section behind the bullet? That's a lot of powder, and hence power.

Claiming that any caliber of rife is "not that dangerous" is ridiculous. You can kill someone with a .22 air rifle if you try hard enough.

Let me guess - you own a gun. Oh, joy.
by sythara October 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT
You can clobber someone to death with sunday new york times, whats your point? Anything is dangerous in the wrong hands, and you just have to be smart enough to realize it.

And yes, I do own a gun, many guns actually.
by Kev_Orng October 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT
A rifle that's not dangerous?
Isn't that kind of like having a phone that won't make calls?
by sythara October 3, 2008 12:46 PM PDT
I quote my own words: "its a .223 rifle, not really all that dangerous"

Never said anything about not being dangerous at all. Come to think of it, driving a car is dangerous too. So it riding a motorcycle. In fact, anything you do has some level of danger. But a comment by electronista saying "ultimately far too dangerous to be trusted with the average person! " is uncalled for. That is what I was refering to in the first place. I'm sorry, but I think all of you should be insulted (unless you're not an average person and a genius). Handling a gun is not difficult. They can teach uneducated farmers from 3rd world countries to fire a gun safely, but I guess people in the US are not to be trusted with them.

Please...
by dogboi October 3, 2008 12:13 PM PDT
Hello Kitty assault rifle: it's the most analog of the bunch, and thus the one as outdated as her views.
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by Galaxy5 October 3, 2008 12:17 PM PDT
She's a talking picture frame with no batteries.
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by zoso418 October 10, 2008 9:42 PM PDT
She's a talking picture frame with a known to be corrupted hard drive and her inability to address the bugs detected in her software makes her about as appealing as a broken record.
by Hammerhand October 3, 2008 12:17 PM PDT
Sarah Palin is a Virtual Boy... Yeah - the thing that gives you a headache after half an hour; was hot while it was new, but quickly faded into the ranks of New Coke, Pepsi Clear, Windows ME, and hundreds of other abandoned and forgotten products.
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by giyad October 3, 2008 12:18 PM PDT
just because i can't think of useless invention right now.... http://www.brandish.tv/2006/10/top_5_useless_i.html one of these would be right
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by Pete Bardo October 3, 2008 12:20 PM PDT
She's more like an iPhone--way overpriced and does little, but sure looks cute!

Maybe she's like a talking Hallmark card--she's able to repeat everything she's been told.

No, no. I've got it. She's Sabrina--Barbie's dark haired friend. But there's nothing tech about that gadget is there?

I chose the Speak & Spell, although she's provided no evidence she can do the latter. I think I chose the gadget she' s most likely able to use rather than the one she most resembles.
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by Dalkorian October 6, 2008 4:44 PM PDT
"I chose the Speak & Spell, although she's provided no evidence she can do the latter. I think I chose the gadget she' s most likely able to use rather than the one she most resembles."

Thanks, I was in need of a good laugh.
by firi October 3, 2008 12:23 PM PDT
Maybe Commodore 64...
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by razorbuzz October 3, 2008 12:25 PM PDT
I'm thinking the Apple Newton - Gone before it was ever really here.
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by sythara October 3, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
So many Palin haters here.

Then Obama would be Microsoft Windows (or a PC running windows)? Promises all these great features but has absolutely no means of delivering them?
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by catch23 October 3, 2008 1:09 PM PDT
Well, Windows does deliver for about 90% of us.
OK
by GPBraaten October 3, 2008 1:19 PM PDT
That is what this exercise was a bout, but you must admit her popularity is going up. Even Palin haters were waiting expectantly for her side of the story.

I don't see any BIDEN gadget questionaires going up.
by inouyde October 3, 2008 1:58 PM PDT
I'm an Obama fan, but THAT was funny...
by bjames October 3, 2008 4:27 PM PDT
How True you are!.... apparently that's not important for who's running for president.... where does all this hate come from?....
by martalli October 3, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
The Speak and Spell - you just type in some words and she speaks! Look at that keyboard, it's no wonder she says such gobledygook sometimes! I would assert that a Speak and Spell would make a bad president, too.
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by sythara October 3, 2008 12:52 PM PDT
Then its a good thing shes not running for president.
by ItsMidnite October 3, 2008 12:52 PM PDT
Shame on you.......
This is the type of indoctinating brainwashing that our children get from the NEA.
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by bjames October 3, 2008 4:27 PM PDT
INDEED!!
by AgincourtWinner October 3, 2008 12:58 PM PDT
The .223 round not that dangerous? That is really odd, from what I saw it looked pretty dangerous to me. I am glad I was on the dull end of the projectile. Perhaps you might venture out to see the damage it does.

Personally, I like her...she is not some slick, Washington elitist. Why aren?t more people welcoming non-Lawyers into office? Have we all not had enough of Lawyers serving Lawyers?
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by catch23 October 3, 2008 1:14 PM PDT
Personally, I have no problem with her being a non-Lawyer. I also think it is absolutely hypocritical of the Obama fans to state that his lack of experience is OK for being the President but her lack of experience is unacceptable as Vice President. She is smart, tenacious, and a reasonable candidate.
She is just WAY too right wing for me. The implied promise to the ultra-conservative Christian right her nomination makes is just too much for me.
by skillingssucks October 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
I'm thinkin' Microsoft Zune.
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by jedicharles October 3, 2008 1:16 PM PDT
This poll is childish, asinine and disrespectful.
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by Moozle October 3, 2008 2:30 PM PDT
If Sarah can't stand the heat, she should get out of the kitchen.
by bjames October 3, 2008 4:28 PM PDT
INDEED!!
by luddite11111 October 3, 2008 1:38 PM PDT
I think she's the Speak & Spell because she sure and hell speaks slow and retarded. During the debate even last night I was going wild as to how she sounds pronouncing the word NUCLEAR! It's not NOOCEELAR. The last thing we need right now is another person in the White House who can't say the damn word like Bush.
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by BObama October 3, 2008 2:13 PM PDT
Now I think that is just being mean....have you ever seen me speak without a teleprompter..........aaahhh.........ummm, ahhhhh what I am trying to say aahhh ummmmmm................CHANGE!
by dianesleft October 4, 2008 9:57 AM PDT
totally agree with luddite11111! not another one who can1t pronounce that word!
by muchtoomuch October 3, 2008 1:58 PM PDT
I think maybe a crockpot. All about mushy vegetables except for the meat and bones of endanger wildlife. I know its not high tech, but neither is she.
If not, I vote for the kitty assault rifle. That's kinda what she'll do to the country, don-cha-know?
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by planblove October 3, 2008 2:11 PM PDT
I'll go with the Speak and Spell. Its simple, its from the old school and it'll blurt out whatever sentences you want it to say. I think that about sums her up.
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by Moozle October 3, 2008 2:29 PM PDT
It's quite obvious to me she's a Decepticon.
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