NASA signs 'The Rock' to make it seem cool
Perhaps space travel has become old. Perhaps people have come to take it for granted. It's been seen in so many movies. So many space shuttles have taken off and returned to Earth that we think little more of them than we do of jumbo jets.
NASA therefore has to use its imagination to persuade tomorrow's generations that space travel continues to be a large step for man.
One small step in this process is a new public service annoucnement featuring that fearsome space creature, "The Rock." Dwayne Johnson himself, a man who has appeared in so many scientifically concocted movies such as WWF SmackDown, WWE Backlash, and WWE Crush Hour, is now telling kids that NASA is cool.
Why Johnson? Well, he plays Captain Chuck Baker in the new movie "Planet 51." The voice of Chuck Baker, to be precise. And that seems to be a sufficient connection for him to tell us that all of the clever things NASA discovers in the dark and beyond are also put to use here on the mundane round lump called Earth.
I know Johnson is trying to inspire, but when he tells us that NASA technologies allow us to enjoy the freeze-dried fruit in our cereal, I wonder how many viewers will look at their Raisin Bran with a jaundiced eye and quivering lips.
The Rock is a professional. He convinced when he played Agent 23 in "Get Smart," just as he did when he when he played Rick Smith in "Reno 911."
But even he struggles with the last line of this PSA. For reasons best known to someone, somewhere, perhaps even out there, Johnson is required to end this PSA with the words" There's no space like home."
Oh, goodness. He's Dwayne Johnson. He's the Rock. Couldn't they have got him to deliver an NASA smackdown? Or are we all just trying to nice-ify our images to the point of blandness?
Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. 





- by walwebster November 25, 2009 6:13 PM PST
- So, PSA = "public service annoucnement ", huh? That's another TLA to file away ...<br /><br />The point that a lot of the knockers seem to miss is that if it weren't for the "because it's there" school of exploration, you (and I) wouldn't be sitting fat-dumb'n'happy in our lovely countries reflecting on the future of space exploration, but rather (if we and our desperate ancestors had survived at all) living in some rat-infested hovel out beyond your worst third-world nightmares, spending MOST of our time wondering when and what we'll eat next. <br /><br />When people don't know anything about where they came from and how they got to where they are, is it any wonder they think that this is the best that things can ever be?<br /><br />Speaking of which: The Rock, btw, is über-cool, and by my estimation, a damn sight smarter than most of you (well, he's not wasting his time here for a start, is he?), so get off his case. And remember, if he can't persuade you with "cute" tag-lines and sweet logic, he can probably do a pretty fair job of punching you out for disagreeing with him ...
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