How smoking can ruin your Mac
I have nothing against smoking, save for the difficult odor that emanates from every part, breath, and piece of clothing belonging to a smoker. I could no more live with a smoker than I could live with a third ear perched off the end of my nose.
However, I am embalmed in a curious sympathy after reading a report from The Consumerist concerning two Mac users whose AppleCare warranties appear to have been voided due to the presence of cigarette smoke in their homes.
One, named Derek, recounts the tale of his overheating black MacBook. He took it into the Apple store in Jordan Creek, West Des Moines.
He told The Consumerist: "Today, April, 28, 2008, the Apple store called and informed me that due to the computer having been used in a house where there was smoking, that has voided the warranty and they refuse to work on the machine, due to 'health risks of secondhand smoke.'"
He continued: "Nowhere in your AppleCare terms of service can I find anything mentioning being used in a smoking environment as voiding the warranty."
Derek's resulting appeal to the office of Steve Jobs bore him no joy, so he resorted to blowing some compressed air at the machine, leading it to restart its wondrous functions.
Then along came Ruth, who took her son's iMac to an authorized repair center. After five days, they apparently told her they couldn't work on it because it was contaminated with cigarette smoke and was therefore a bio-hazard.
When Ruth appealed to Jobs' office, she said she was told by someone named Dena that nicotine was on OSHA's list of hazardous substances.
However, as she wisely pointed out to The Consumerist: "OSHA also lists calcium carbonate (found in calcium tablets), isopropyl alcohol (used to clean wounds), chlorine (used in swimming pools), hydrogen peroxide (also used to clean wounds), sucrose (a sugar), talc (as in powder), etc... as hazardous substances."
One final appeal to Ruth's local Apple store failed, as she was allegedly told that tar from cigarette smoke had made it uneconomical to even attempt a repair. Ruth claims that only one person in her household smokes.
So now might I hand this distinctly painful issue over you, the technically brilliant reader. Perhaps you are even an employee of Apple and have stumbled upon this page in search of a little light relief.
What is the science of all this? And what might be the appropriate commercial response? Should Apple place a clear disclaimer referring to secondhand smoke in the AppleCare terms? Or should Microsoft make a new Laptop Hunter ad in which a very attractive, happy person says, "I'm not cool enough and I smoke, so I would never be able to get a Mac fixed"?
Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. 





- by richardk32 November 20, 2009 2:49 PM PST
- The beer may not be a good example - spill one into your Mac and you probably won't scoot under the AppleCare wire, just as you wouldn't if you dropped your Mac into a pool, chlorine or no chlorine. I do agree Apple should make it clearer that excessive internal build ups of any kind may be considered collateral damage. I sympathize with smokers, seeing how miserable, long, and unsuccessful withdrawal can be. But smokers are often in serious denial about how much their addiction affects their environs. My wife only smokes on the terrace, and yet the rooms nearest the door always smell, and cleaning the terrace table results in several yellow, sticky paper towels. Ditto the car, even though she hangs the cigarette out the open window and exhales out as well.
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- by Lerianis3 November 21, 2009 11:51 AM PST
- I don't think so! If you were TRULY getting that much stuff off your furniture where your wife smokes.... it wasn't just from your wife. There had to have been DOZENS of smokers smoking there. I've cleaned stuff in homes where there were 4 or 5 smokers...... no 'yellow build up' on jack! Even the walls were THE SAME COLOR THEY WERE WHEN THE PEOPLE MOVED IN, contrary to what other people have said about places where smokers were.<br />No deterioration at all. Some people are drinking the Apple Kool-Aid here too much... and the drugs in it are beginning to have their effect.
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- by ckh1272 November 22, 2009 6:54 AM PST
- @Lerianis3 --And you are drinking the denial kool aid. I moved into an apartment two years ago, where the previous tenant lived there for a year. Two people lived there and they both smoked. After I moved in there and started cleaning the walls, as well as everything else, they "magically" changed from off yellow to original white. That didn't happen by accident. There was a yellowish/brown tint on everything, and I do mean everything so don't go around spreading BS about smoke in a house just because you have some grudge against Apple. As I said before, time will tell what really happened to this person's computer.
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- by cigargod November 22, 2009 10:21 PM PST
- One of three things: there are more people smoking at that table, you do not clean the table but once a year, or the yellow sticky paper towels are not from the tar. By terrace you do mean outside right, if that is the case you are full of crap or there is something else you failed to mention.
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- by quirK November 23, 2009 9:09 PM PST
- Lerianis3:<br /><br />His wife, or your wife?<br />His house, or your house?<br />His terrace, or your terrace?<br /><br />Don't create your own reality-distortion bubble; you DO NOT know all there is to know about smoking after-effects.
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