Verizon ad describes negotiations with Apple?
The thing about the finest of soap operas is that they must create conflict in order to inspire truly dramatic love.
This is why I was rendered temporarily cynical by a Verizon print ad in a recent edition of Sports Illustrated. The ad was for the Droid. The words were directed at the sensitive regions of the iPhone. But the sentiment seemed to refer to a slightly larger picture.
In case you have not seen this particular work of art, it is headlined "This is a world of 'Nope', Nuh-Uh' and 'Sorry, Charlie.'" The first line gives a clue that perhaps this is not just another anti-iPhone ad. "A world of smiling denial," it begins.
But the next line offers a shudder with every consonant: "Petty tyrannies have made their way into our cell phones."
Smiling denials. Petty tyrannies. Are they talking about a competing cell phone or perhaps a certain individual at the competing company?
(Credit:
Chris Matyszczyk)
This is not the rather charming exile of the iPhone to the Island of Misfit Toys. This isn't even the rather teenage assertion of the iPhone's alleged "semi-functional, giggling-brat-vanity".
This print ad strains to mask its truly adult feelings and fails in quite a spectacularly positive way with the phrase: "these arrogant little devices."
Alrighty, now. The use of the word "arrogant" makes this a deeply personal work that might have been inspired, well, by whom? By someone who might have been personally involved in Verizon's negotiations to secure Apple's iPhone, perhaps?
The hearty phraseology of the Droid campaign is admirable, in the way that the Ultimate Fighting Championship can, I am told, sometimes be admirable.
However, one wonders whether Verizon's confidence in its wireless coverage is making the company feel far more assured in its ability to soon offer the iPhone as well as BlackBerry and Droid products.
Is Verizon suggesting that Apple needs Verizon's coverage just as much as Verizon needs the iPhone's cachet? Is it suggesting that the alleged smiling denials, arrogance, and petty tyrannies cannot prevent a slightly altered world order?
The upliftingly personal nature of this ad might just portend a new, big love between Apple and Verizon in just a couple of episodes. A 4G Verizon iPhone? There won't be a dry eye in the house.
Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. 





Apples doesn't need Verizon. Verizon needs Apple.
With Droid, it needs Apple even less.
Apple needs Verizon. In the US, iPhone is chained to a clearly inferior network.
You know? For a carrier that goes out of its way to lock their users down (recently doubled termination fees, phones rigged to 'accidentally' hit the web as often as possible, data billing rounded up to the nearest megabyte, forced links to their in-house ringtone and app stores, etc)? Verizon sure does talk a good game about trying to eliminate user restrictions, doesn't it? ;)
...so if they're doing just fine, why did they recently and suddenly double their early termination fees?
This part I can agree with, easily. :)
For a person who is so heavily pushing and promoting the iPhone, why is it that you don't have one yourself? I'd be curious to know why this is.
I think you kid yourself if you think that people are choosing AT&T solely because they love the service. Take away the iPhone customers and NOW what sort of numbers does AT&T have? With their well earned reputation of dropped calls, poor coverage, and even worse customer service, what do you think will happen if/when the iPhone appears on another carrier? Do you honestly believe people will stick with AT&T then because they are such a great CSP that gives them a great big warm fuzzy feeling in their hearts?
No, I suspect there will be a mass exodus. I strongly suspect Verizon won't get the iPhone and that is why they are pushing the Droid so heavily. That way if some other carrier picks up the iPhone like SPrint for example, then Verizon will be in a good position to pick up quite a few switchers who are just plan fed up with AT&T and the iPhone altogether.
That's the way I see it.
So clearly Verizon does NOT need Apple nor the iPhone. AT&T desperately needed the iPhone to just stay on terms with Verizon, at a severe strain to its network and more damage to its reputation.
AT&T's return on investment (ROI) with the iPhone is negligible once you take subsidy and cost to upgrade its network and customer service into account. Now that Verizon is poised to take off again in 2010 with a slew of new phones and a new LTE network, how will AT&T keep up?
It's a long war, and AT&T spent all its bullets already with the iPhone just to get a stalemate in one battle.
Actually, I like the iPhone, Android, and Blackberry - I'd like to have either Android or iPhone, but I don't much feel like getting my wallet raped by a cell phone carrier to do it. Otherwise, I just do this for fun.
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"AT&T's return on investment (ROI) with the iPhone is negligible once you take subsidy and cost to upgrade its network and customer service into account."
...so that massive expansion they've experienced in customer base over the past two years means nothing then? Do tell. The massive upgrade in network capacity will serve them well, since they are pretty much on the edge of smartphone usage (the majority of data users are still iPhone users... if Verizon had the iPhone, they'd be drowning right now).
"Now that Verizon is poised to take off again in 2010 with a slew of new phones and a new LTE network, how will AT&T keep up?"
...by installing LTE themselves. Or did you think that Verizon was the only carrier with that ability?
That's like saying the roi for Ford going to rubber tires was tied to a specific tire. I'm not part of AT&T's board, but I'm thinking that generating more money from data services in general was a key factor in their decision.
I'm looking at this whole thing from a different perspective than alot of you since I am a customer and was there recently and saw first hand what att is doing at their stores. From what I see, att has pushed iphone sales to the detriment of all other phones they carry (both website and sales people). ATT needed iphone and is still sucking up to apple because of it. Verizon does not, will not, and their commercials back that up. The phone war has begun and I don't care who wins.
The "ad" however, screams "Yikes, that guy needs help." Seriously.
When you advertise the negatives instead of your strong points, it's pretty obvious who's grasping.
No, because then there would be a double standard in play and... and...
Oh. Yeah. Um-
They may not have Apple's iPhone - but they sure seem to have a lot of sour grapes.
And what does the Droid do anyways? They seem to forget ti tell us that interesting part of the tale...
I don't think its so much a "weak" network as it is a "busy" network. If the Verizon network had the same traffic demands it would have had the same issues. btw, I haven't suffered from any of the reported issues with the AT&T network, it works just fine for me, 3G virtually everywhere I go.
"which is also the case by default when its battery is drained"
Very common on a smart phone. I charge my phone once a day, works fine for me.
"haha except verizon is already preparing to roll out it's 4G/LTE by the end of 2010 across most of the usa"
The AT&T network is 4G ready. The Verizon network will need to be forklift replaced to accommodate 4G.
90% of my data use is off of Wi-Fi. The 10% I use over the AT&T network is weather, traffic, maps, and email
activity, all of which works just fine over the AT&T 3G Network. btw, I get speedtests and downloads consistently over 1Mb/sec, what more do you need?
The hypocrisy here is astounding.
Eventually, companies will wake up and realize that (unless they're a completely unheard-of brand before), spending the millions of dollars on advertisements does NOT bring in that same amount of cash.
Consumers such as me have seen so many ads in our lifetime, we're smart enough to not go with something just because there's a good ad for it.
But in the meantime...this dumb system of ad-sponsorship will continue as normal.
I'll be an iPhone user until something substantially better comes along. For now, I don't see the Droid as something 'substantially better'. It's an interesting fight and the real winner will be the consumer as both products get better over time. But short of Verizon offering me a free Droid with 2 years free service, I don't see myself switching networks based on advertising. My iPhone has yet to fail me where ever I go. And quite frankly, I'll never travel to most of Verizon's 'expanded coverage'. Perhaps I would feel differently if I lived in BFE, but I don't...and thus I don't care about Verizon's coverage.
Offer me a better device and I'd think about it. Til then, buzz off...can you feel me now!
This ad campaign is going to jump up and bite Verizon in the ass.
I'm fine with competition and if the Droid(s) are good or become good, all the better for everyone. But at this point, iPhone rules.
btw, Android phones run Linux everybody. The OS is Linux, the distribution/userland is Android.
Now, a lot of Apple haters will now fall in love with this ad. Because today, if you've been around YouTube lately, you'll see that it seems like almost EVERYONE is a marketing master and an expert on programming and history of computing; since they don't know what a widget is or what open development means and they claim it is better because droiddoes and iPhone doesn't. (Not saying those features are good or bad, just remarking the ignorance).
ps: Yes, I prefer Apple for my very own fair reasons, and it is okay to call me a "fan boy" if you like.
This iPhone user isn't going back to Verizon even if they get the iPhone.
Unfortunately, Verizon isn't alone in controlling the handset market device options / features. AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile- all of them are very fond of all sorts of nickel and dime fees for these things like saving photos off the phone.
It just astonishes me that so many people simply cannot grasp the implication of an "exclusive 5-year contract". How could it possibly be any clearer that there will be no Verizon iPhone any sooner than June 2012 - if ever? But it gets hits on web sites so the discussion continues.
I would like to see the contract. There is a lot of speculation from pundits and posters, but only Apple and AT&T know the details.
Verizon cripples their phones like all the time especially with their touchscreens...
But Palm manage to convince them to allow open-phone manufacturing so that's why the Droid doesn't have any modifications from Verizon like crippling Bluetooth or GPS
Cause if Verizon wants the Pre they have to allow open source manufacturing and they wanted it so bad they allowed it. Palm great job
iPhone is great as-is... No need to change networks. I can see a CDMA iPhone would kinda suck... it just isn't world compatible plus IDK just not feelin it you know...
Droid is Verizon's first phone to use the open-source manufacturing great job
iPhone would be nice on T-Mobile. That would mean T-Mobile will enable 3G speeds (frequencies and all) on the iPhone 3G/3GS
but Droid is gaining market share all by itself.
http://getclicky.com/droid
Oh, they forgot the "doesn't do voice and data at the same time". Whoops, that's the Droid.
iPhone users
"well I do sometimes but not much of an important feature"
It is a very important and useful feature
I use voice and data all of the time. Let me give you an example, I use my phone for work, a customer emails me some information to review while I'm on the phone with them, I place them on speaker phone and review the email with them. So with the Droid, I'd have to hang up, check my email, then call them back? That's lame.
- by Alan4ik November 14, 2009 5:16 PM PST
- It reminds me an Apple PC vs. Mac adverts. I think Verizon copied Apple's own idea of marketing.
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