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October 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT

Dog buys 5,000 Xbox points

by Chris Matyszczyk
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Perhaps you are one of those who saves your credit card information on your Xbox remote so you can buy points at the very time your mood demands them. Perhaps you also have a dog. Then this story from Fox News will be important to you.

Greg Strope and Christine Payne of Richmond, Va., were lying in bed one night, when Greg got an e-mail from Microsoft. No, Redmond wasn't wondering if they'd like to buy a slightly used copy of Windows 7. Nor was this a late-night Bing jingle phone karaoke invitation.

Did I mention Greg was in bed? And that Christine was with him and his Xbox wasn't? Oh, and that he didn't check his phone that night? This is relevant information. Because the next morning Greg went downstairs and checked his phone to discover that the e-mail was a thank you from Microsoft for purchasing 5,000 Xbox points. Greg was somewhat flummoxed, as the time of purchase seemed to coincide with the time he was in bed.

Then he espied his Xbox remote. He detected a little spittle. The spittle was not his own, nor that of his beloved, nor even that of his roommate, who had also been in bed at the time. The spittle belonged to Oscar, his dog.

Perhaps Oscar had sudden urges to buy some new game content. Because there was no other explanation as to who had made the Xbox purchase. "The only living creature that could have done it was the dog," he said.

Greg surmised that Oscar had pawed at the remote with such beginner's good fortune that he had successfully spent $62.50.

Greg didn't even attempt to persuade Microsoft there had been a mistake. However, he did tell Fox News: "I just wish they'd make it a little harder to purchase points."

Oh, Greg. Retail doesn't work that way. It's there to make purchasing easier. Try sending Oscar to your local 7/11 and see what he comes back with.

Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET.
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by kormiko October 30, 2009 5:46 PM PDT
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I just wish they'd make it a little harder for Fox News to be on cable or satellite.

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by joefosho619 October 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT
I agree 100%.
by myles taylor October 30, 2009 10:54 PM PDT
I bet if he had asked, Microsoft would have gladly returned the money and taken back the points. It is funny, but he's making it out to be bigger than it is. And it is pretty unintuitive and difficult to purchase points. Maybe he should turn the XBox off at night or maybe even unplug it to save power? Maybe someone got his password and bought the points with it. Who knows. Grow up and be a real person about this and just return them.
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by Chao_Sama October 31, 2009 7:52 AM PDT
sucks to be him
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by ilikejunk October 31, 2009 8:29 AM PDT
This made the news, huh.
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