Miley Cyrus: Twitter should be banned
Miley Cyrus is undoubtedly one of the world's greatest and most important musical artists.
So when she recently decided to leave Twitter and rapped on YouTube about it, one imagined that investors in the supposedly billion-dollar company shivered uncontrollably for several days.
As did some who watched the haunting performance in her rap video.
However, now the teeny singer has gone further. She believes that Twitter should be banished from our firmament. And I mean firmament.
You see, in an interview with the B96 radio show in Chicago, embedded for your pleasure, the pop divette declared: "Twitter should just be, like, banned from this universe."
I should say that Miley's speaking voice isn't quite as mellifluous as her singing. What could be? However, please peruse this video and, when it gets to around the 3.30 mark, you might enjoy Miley's Twitter tirade.
A highlight of her invective was, perhaps: "Because people, like, honestly, like, I mean people wanna know why, like, you're, like, unhealthy, and, like, you need, like, get out and do stuff and, like, be in the world instead of being like this (pretends to be hunched over a keyboard) all the time. And, like, all I did was, like, lay in bed all the time."
I know there will be some who might fear that Miley has removed herself from Twitter because the 140 character limit did not allow her full expression of her likes and thoughts.
However, I am confident that this deeply introspective performer is merely trying to warn her fellow teens of the dangers of immersing yourself far too much in, well, yourself.
As she further cautioned: "I"m not really a big fan of the Internet any more. I don't really get online."
Should you or your children be concerned that Miley might disappear entirely from the Internet, please rush to purchase some of Miley's fine recordings, which are available at iTunes.
Moreover, at MileyCyrus.com, you can secure examples of her highly stylish, Miley stylish collection of clothing. Regretfully, the current link doesn't go through directly to the Miley Cyrus collection on Walmart.com, which might be something of an oversight. You can also still find Miley on Myspace.com/mileycyrus.
Alternatively, you could spend all of your energies trying to save Fuzzy.
You see, Fuzzy's owner, who is possibly humorous or perhaps, like, demented, has declared that she will kill her cat Fuzzy on November 16 unless Miley returns to the world of the tweet.
At Twitter.com/mileysavefuzzy, you can participate in the important debate concerning Fuzzy's future.
You can also go to Mileysavefuzzy.com to learn more about how Fuzzy is to be cooked in the event of his demise. Eating a cat is not, allegedly, illegal in the country in which Fuzzy resides.
How can anyone not, like, like the Internet?
Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. 
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try again kid.
really? Isn't that taking it a little far?
Correction: That's the second worst thing. The WORST thing is when people use TEXT MESSAGE in their essays. That has happened in my class.
I used to live in "the Valley"... and I don't remember the girls using "like" quite as much as she does.
A lot of us live there and its not a big deal. No need to make it one.
And actually, i can name numerous people who you the word "like" to its infinite potential hah
I love her. And I do pretty much agree with her points, but I still love twitter anyway.
And, as far as the like thing, I really think that's just an age thing. I don't know if I ever used it quite that much, but I know my friends and I always said it a lot. I remember our parents and teachers getting after us for it. But you grow out of it.
PixP FTW.
And who knows, maybe after that a run for governor of Alaska.
Next up in Breaking News, my younger sister develops a love for Owl City.
Of course a stupid 16 year old, pampered, disney, hollywood girl would say something like this, but why should we care?
I thought she genetically engineer by Disney to say like every second an to sing terrible songs.
If you are you should really shut up.
Spoiled? Yes. Probably, I mean she makes her own money.
Brat? I think not.
Grow up, And btw if you dont like her, Then why do you care? Ha. Thats what i thought.
Just saying
- by MarieCurie November 1, 2009 9:03 AM PST
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