Apple spits at Windows 7: You can't trust Microsoft
Was Apple going to keep quiet about the launch of Microsoft's Windows 7?
Do raccoons know how to get at the leftover spaghetti in your garbage can?
So, indeed, here is an immediate retort starring Messrs. John Hodgman and Justin Long.
Apple's appeal is a very simple one. It is one that you have heard this before, often late at night, often inebriated, sometimes over the telephone.
Surely you remember the script: "Your lover let you down before? You went back to her. She was unfaithful again. And still you went back to her. Now she comes a-callin', telling you things will be different this time...and YOU'RE GOING TO BELIEVE HER? WHAT ARE YOU? NUTSOID?!!!"
However, this time, it doesn't stop there. Because Apple also specifically asks XP users whether it's terribly wise to go with Windows 7 when Mac is No. 1 for customer satisfaction. (The XP user, naturally, decides she doesn't need "pain and frustration.")
Apple has decided to create this little surge of communication, more examples of which you can watch here, designed to prick at your conscience while Microsoft tries to pick at your pocket.
Which suitor should you trust? The one who's supposedly let you down before or the cool, allegedly costly one?
In a tough economy, what may be most telling is how many people decide to bide their time and hide their money, until Windows 7 is deemed to be worthy of at least a steady relationship.
Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. 







Yes, switch to Mac now to get 4 months of agony and pain by standing in those long waiting lines at the G-**** bar at the Apple store. I mean c'mon seriously, does it take 4 experts to look at something to determine whether or not it is working properly?
If you must know, I got a MBP about 3 months ago and it has broken down 8 times. The guys at the apple store know me better than they do each other. A sensor breaking down everytime, i try to use it and 2 sensors broken when they fixed/replaced the Airport extreme card. Yes, quality you can trust people. Go and get an Apple and be problem free.
How much do you think slickuser is paid by Apple? Anyone?
And don't try to pigeonhole this bird, because I've flown across multiple platforms for years. Quite simply, I prefer Macs to PCs, but use both proficiently. Where MS products are concerned, I've grown weary of having to upgrade equipment just about every time a new "Service Pack" arrives. It's a dirty game, where MS makes the Mephistopheles deal with vendors. The vendors know MS products are processor-demanding, memory-hogging, drive-overflowing... so there the PCs sit, with Windows preloaded. Not UBUNTU. Not gOS. Not SUSE.
A $300 netbook will run XP Home at a reasonable speed. But hey, check it out... buy this $1500 laptop with XP Pro and just watch this baby fly! AND you're eligible for a "free" upgrade to the exciting new Windows 7 apology for VISTA! That same $300 netbook with a Linux system would eclipse the performance of XP Pro on the $1500 laptop. But it's all about greed -- convincing customers to spend more $$$$. MS makes out, the vendors make out, the customer gets fleeced. And oh, the average Jane or Joe is so intimidated at the thought of having to learn anything new, or risking incompatibility of file formats. MS knows this and so do the vendors. And that is why the netbooks and laptops with Linux preloaded are almost never seen on retail shelves. Almost as rare is the sight of a Mac.
I now run Linux on one of my PCs and have zero interest in upgrading Windows on my other. Quite simply, it's a waste of my time and money.
You think slickuser is on the take from Apple? Listen and learn, sharmajunior. Ever heard of the MacBU inside of MS? Those of us who once slaved for the Business Unit didn't just sit there with slick Macs on our desks. I had seven machines on my desk: three were Macs, four were PCs; each a different configuration. The Win folks had it easy. Most didn't give a thought to Macs or the Mac product, unless we went upside their heads. And the Win Programmers often had to be cornered before they'd deign to fix a serious problem they'd introduced by the slop they checked in on the Win side blowing chunks on the Mac side. Office was meant to work seamlessly cross-platform. Now there's a laugh.
No company is perfect and mistakes are made. Despite your assertions of a terrible experience, Apple is the better company, all around. MS crushes champions and either exploits or ridicules creativity. And the attitude toward the customer? Cavalier, to put it politely. And since you're so quick to accuse slickuser of being paid off by Apple, why would anyone trust that you aren't getting bigger bux from Microsoft to invent this "tale of woe."
I did. Macs sold 3.05 million units last quarter, all computer shipments were about 75 million. That means Mac were chosen by less than 4% of purchasers.
Linux figures weren't available because no-one cares enough to record them.
Most people want Windows. OS X and Linux is small potatoes.
Wov I see you at every possible thread on windows 7, bashing the OS. Are you a slickuser or 'SICK'user ?
As time went on, I managed a small computer shop, worked as a freelance consultant and did just about everything you could do short of programming (Which gives me a headache). I am disabled now thanks to a brain aneurysm, but I still deal a lot with my own systems and I do help out friends if they need advice.
The story is the same now as it was then. Macs are very very overpriced for basically a Linux PC in a butt ugly case. I suppose the yuppie crowd with more money than brains must like them as a status symbol. They are difficult if not impossible to do any meaningful upgrades too because of the proprietary architecture. And their list of available software is very very small compared to the Windows list.
I also notice that a lot of Mac users are pretty Rabid. Meaning that they will concoct any reason they can to justify the overpriced toaster sitting on their desk. It must be a mindset thing with these users. They simply can't admit that that bought an inferior machine, for three times the price... Yup... Keep trusting apple folks.... They will be glad to remove all that nasty green stuff from inside your wallets.
I always build my own PCs. I simply find the name brand machines to be inferior in quality and value. But I would rather buy an old ST on eBay than have to go with a Mac full time.
is paid by CRAPPle to spread it lies, all the ad I see is just lie and does not represent 100% truth.
Oh wait, what can I expect from CRAPple fan when the company itself is spreading lies and rumour.
You're right- the laptop hunter ads didn't mention Vista at all. They did mention Windows right there at the end of every ad. It was full screen shot too. Apple's ads don't even mention the product in passing.
Microsoft wasn't pushing any particular hardware- people could choose whatever they wanted. It was open choice and they chose what they wanted.
@ckh1272:
You're right- the laptop hunter ads didn't mention Vista at all. They did mention Windows right there at the end of every ad. It was full screen shot too. Apple's ads don't even mention the product in passing.
Microsoft wasn't pushing any particular hardware- people could choose whatever they wanted. It was open choice and they chose what they wanted."
And Apple splashes their logo at the end of their spots too. The thing with the Microsoft ads is they are doing the same thing. They are pitching the various hardware without ever mentioning how the OS works with them. They are just as guilty as Apple in this regard yet you justify Microsoft's behaviors and fault Apple's. Double Standards?
oh... wait....
Apple is just cutting out the middle man and deleting them for you without having to go to the trouble of getting a virus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbJGzyYV_X8&feature=player_embedded#
On live TV too!
YOu will really love watching this: $teveJobs is mentioning a system problem during key note. Oh no, I thought CRAPPle dosen't have any issue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsKKQNZG3rE
YOu will really love watching this: $teveJobs is mentioning a system problem during key note. Oh no, I thought CRAPPle dosen't have any issue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsKKQNZG3rE
On Live KeyNote too
Pssssst. You might want to actually mention the product you're supposed to be advertising in your ads. Consumers are starting to forget that you actually sell computers and aren't only existing to slam Microsoft.
This ad is rather embarassing for Apple. It's going to make for all sortsof fun parody though. Apple served up Microsoft with choice material here if MSFT chose to do anything about it.
Windows 7 ads on the other hand - well, I don't recollect seeing a PC in the latest one, with all the different people saying they had a hand in Windows 7. It just ends with a green screen and Windows 7 logo.
Kinda like those medicine ads that emphasize the color of the pill and the horrible side-effects instead of stating what it is supposed to do (but then drug ads are mostly tax-write offs)
Psssst. you may want to ship WORKING software..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbJGzyYV_X8&feature=player_embedded#
I know when CRAPPLE works it looks good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsKKQNZG3rE
The ad agency MS uses is obviously rather unable to produce anything funny. From the Seinfeld clips over the laptop shopping to the puke clip, all they produce is way worse than any commercial Apple has come up with.
Still- think of it like a car commercial where they spend time talking about waffles and hamster wheels the entire time, then flash a car name at the end. That's not exactly advertising your product.
Since Apple's ads have devolved to advertised trolling, doesn't it seem likely that people aren't stupid enough to keep believing that sort of thing? Or is Apple really counting on people being stupid? That doesn't sound like a demographic choice I'd want a company to make. Yes, we here at Apple really do believe people are too stupid to think for themselves and will require us to do the thinking for them.
No, I just don't think the ads are effective anymore. They were funny at one point, but these days they are just rather lame and embarassing.
That's their choice though.
show me some proof of this "mindshare" you speak of. There's no way to measure it. People don't know who microsoft is, when 90% of people use them? Nobody knows what windows is? You're talking out your arse.
* what are you talking about?
* You misspelled "Sidekick" ;)
The commenter didn't say Sidekick. And there WAS a problem with the iPhone/iPod Touch Exchange encryption. Go back and read about it on CNET.
ZING!
@Random_Walk is here to put random comments.
-- Read about it CNET
Vega do you think Random has time to do that. Random is paid to put comments here and that is what Random is doing, putting Random comment that is just biased agains MS.
So let's see...
a handful of folks experiencing teething troubles with connecting to Exchange, versus untold large numbers of Sidekick users losing all of their data because Microsoft apparently hasn't figured out how to do even the most basic of backups before upgrading a production SAN...
Gee - which one to pick?
;-)
I especially like the hairy "Windows 2" dude! LMAO!
@Phoenix_Knight005, true they're just computers but you didn't exactly refrain from bashing your self.
I'm a Mac, Windows, and Linux user...and to tell you the truth from a feature stand point of view I don't think the three operating systems have been as similar to each other in features and reliability as they are now. When features are similar among products...it's the price that then matters most to consumers. Apple either needs to really do something original and evolutionary to their Mac line or start looking at the price of their products. Beyond the magic mouse...Apple introduced brought very little new to their Mac and Macbook lineup. Time to step it up Apple or lose the momentum that you had with Vista.
1.86GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 1066MHz frontside bus
2GB Memory (1066 MHz DDR3 Frontside Bus)
120GB SATA hard drive1
NVIDIA GeForce 9400M graphics
The Dell Adamo starts at $1499 with these specs:
1.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo Processor with Centrino technology (800MHz FSB/3M L2 Cache)
Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium 64-Bit
2GB 800MHz DDR3 dual-channel memory3
128GB3 solid state drive
Intel® GS45 Integrated Graphics with 256MB Memory
Want to try that BS "apple tax" statement again?
Are you kidding me? You really missed that?
AMD Phenom II x4 955 Black Box Edition (Pre set to optimize overclocking) CPU
MSI 790FX-GD70 Motherboard
8GB DDR3 PC1333 RAM (Corsair)
XfX ATI Radeon HD4870x2 Dual Core PCIE 2GB Video Card (Crossfire ready).
Creative Labs Soundblaster X-Fi Fatal1ty Pro series soundcard
Just over 4TB of Hard drive Space. All Seagate SATA II drives
LG DVD-RW/Blue Ray Player.
Logitech Cordless Wave Desktop Mouse and Keyboard (Best Keyboard I have ever had.)
LG Flatron W2361V 23" Widescreen LCD Monitor
Antec 1200 Gaming Full Tower case
Kingwin 1000W Modular Power Supply
Plus a couple of powered USB hubs, and some other odds and ends like my NZXT temp/fan controller panel.
There is not a mac made that can compete with my baby. And it it were. Apple would probably soak it's customers about $5K for it.
Oh yeh, I got Vista Ultimate 64Bit for it, which comes with a free upgrade to WIn 7 Ultimate 64Bit that just shipped yesterday. Although I am currently running the release candidate of 7U64 and it flies like an SR71.
I don't buy name brand PC for some of the reasons I don't by Apple. I prefer having full control of everything that goes into my system. You simply cannot do that with a Mac. And I am not impressed with Mac reliability.
Dell has always been overpriced. They make most of their money off of business clients.The point is that you have dozens of choices who to buy your PC from, as well as EXACTLY what goes in it. With a Mac, you do not. And you can't build your own Mac either.
With CRAPPle you don't get what you pay for, period. if you have trouble understanding it then het windows 7.
If only Mr Job's was more like his alter ego computer in the ad's, Apple threw him out once ! He is not a nice fellow, but with loyal users like his who needs a compelling or descent product.
would you trust Apple to be open an accountable well the FCC did not think so, Google don't think so and I know that they can't trust any one but them selves.
Microsoft runs all software , don't have to ask Bill for permission, Microsoft takes backward compatibility seriously
Plus if I buy a PC and do note like what I get I can change OS, buy an Apple and you have to run every thing past Mr Jobs.
The problem with Apple is not that they don't make great software or hardware, it's they make both and it's either their way or the highway.
I have Win 7 ultimate courtesy of a launch party and will be buying a copy of Home premium for the laptop.
In the world of advertising sometimes not saying anything is more endearing than sounding like a spoilt brat.
I like the fact that Apple does both. I got so sick and tired of being the ping pong ball between Microsoft - "it's the Hardware' and the PC manufacturer 'It's the Software'. It didn't get any better when OEM windows was put on PC's - then you couldn't talk to MS and ended up talking to folks in India telling you the only way to fix any issue was to restore or reformat and reinstall Windows and of course that meant reinstalling everything else. Of course the OEM windows software does not include the service packs which control your wireless modem connection (WPA) so you have to order the cd, pay for it and wait for it to be delivered so you can load it and connect to the internet to do the rest of the job.
I have never had a problem with any of Apple's software and have never been afraid to upgrade to the newest OS when it comes out. It has always been easy.
What? You can run unix, linix, and apple software in Windows?
No.. Windows can only run software designed to run in Windows....
http://tinyurl.com/yjeujmf
Mac OS X server downtime last year was 38.5 minutes. Windows Server 2008 was down 2.5 hours - which was a whopping 38% improvement over past years.
Windows 7 is crippled to access 192 GB of RAM. A proper 64-bit OS should not be like that.
Snow Leopard can access 16 TB of RAM.
Oh yes, that's right- Apple's OS X can run Windows and Linux applications natively without any emulation. I forgot that it had that abilty.
Okay, so I'm in the System Preferences here in Snow Leopard. Can you point me to the right setting I need to change to make it possible to run all those Windows and Linux apps natively in OS X? I can't seem to find it.
I'm sure that having a limit of 16Tb of memory is a strong issue these days. Which Apple laptop or desktop had the memory capacity slots in it to handle 16Tb? I'd like to order a MacBookPro with 16TGb today if you could please point me to it.
Sheesh.
http://www.macobserver.com/tmo/article/more_on_64-bits_how_much_ram_can_a_mac_have_really/
you use X11 to run linux apps in the macintosh OS. search your utilities.
They won't make me hate Windows 7, but they're fun to watch, at the very least.
Like more and more people by the day, I'm both a PC and a Mac.
Trust me.
Just don't understand marketing, nor Apple's market.
The average selling price of all PCs in the U.S was $701 in June 2009. For Windows PCs it was $515. The average selling price of a Mac was $1,400.
I think the 93% statistic just shows you how ovepriced the macs are. And it still remains that macs have yet to even break 9% of the us domestic market share. Globally, they even have a lower market share.
well whats wrong with that.
they talk about customer satisfaction to justify the switch to mac.
What apple is forgetting is that pc has been around longer its always had more programs and many different ways of customizing and most of the world runs Windows sorry apple your commerical is like a clip from comedy central.
And technically jro123 did not say Windows PCs were around longer than Apple PCs. This poster said that PC has been around longer which is very true.
Apple makes very good products, those who don't believe this either had very bad experiences (Macs that I've used never lasted more than 10 minutes before crashing, it's bizarre), are unfortunately ignorant, or fans trying to make a point which they fail to do.
But these commercials are a joke. I don't see how it's possible to take Apple seriously here. This knee-jerk reaction to a better operating system is silly. Oh well. I'm sure they'll grow up and get creative again soon.
The system came in 2 original flavors. The Atari 512ST (ST-Sixteen/Thirty Two). and the Atari 1040ST
The 512ST came with only .5MB of RAM and could be gotten for about $300-$350.
A bit later, they came out with the 512STFM and 1040STFM which both had a built in Frequency Modulator to you could run them on a TV as opposed to a monitor. These models also included a built in 3.5" drive. The 512STFM had a SSDD 3.5" drive and the 1040STFM had a DSDD 3.5" drive. Eventually, they came out with the Mega ST series that had a whopping 4MB-12B of RAM. There were two monitors available, both composite. One was a high resolution grey screen monochrome, and the other a color monitor which could do low res and medium res. The system, using a system of color blending could technically generate up to 512 colors in some software. It had the best games on the market. I used to run an 8 line multi line BBS on mine. It could be used with ANY standard Modem for online use. It also could be hooked up to just about any Epson compatable dot matrix or laser printer. I used to use a Panasonic 24Pin dot matrix on mine.
So don't think Apple or PC had the title of first.
The first home "PC" was by IBM, later.
Do some homework before making a fool of yourself.
In 1977 Apple released the Apple II (Apple I only sold 200 units the year before) IBM was the first one to tote the term PC but the original founders of Apple made their Apple I computer in response to their dislike of how current personal home computers worked. I believe it was an Altair system that was first toted as a home computer by Popular Electronics in 1975. Could be wrong, I'm terrible with dates. However by comparison the Altair was really old school, lights and switches and machine language. The Apple I had a keyboard at least and a monitor. It really was an excellent piece of work. So as we know them yes Apple was at the forefront, but Apple is still not before the PC. Actually HP had a keyboard and a small one or two line display in 1972 but it was still advertised to engineers and scientists so it's not technically considered a PC. And the IBM 5100 also had a keyboard and display built in but way too expensive to even look at for a home user who wasn't rich. IBM, like you said, didn't make a system that could be considered familiar to us until the 5150 in 1981.
As for this part "Do some homework before making a fool of yourself." that's just down right rude. And ridiculous. Why would you purposely make a fool of yourself if you knew what you were talking about. Some did do their homework but the information they got was incomplete and they didn't know. It's called ignorance not foolishness, and everyone is ignorant about something.
Apple came out with their PC's in the late 70's. That beats DEC's work according to the dates you give. IBM's PC came out in 82 (off the top of my head). DEC could have beat them but 82 is pretty early in the decade.
Now if you are talking firs GUI my memory is telling me that Apple was inspired by work Xerox had done. Xerox had worked with GUI's starting in the 70's. Their Altair used a bit mapped screen.
Here is some irony for you. Windows 1 was out in 81 (I misremembered the first IBM PC in another post it was actually also 81) While the Mac OS was out in 84. However Mac was the successful GUI and Windows was an also ran until 3.X
Mac is fake windows 7 rocks...
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Unlike some others here, I didn't have to go past those 6 words to know I was dealing with a 12 year old using mommy's computer.
But since the topic of the mouse button has been brought up... to simulate a right button click, you must hold down the ctrl key prior to "clicking" the touchpad (new macs don't have any buttons). This is more elaborate than simply pressing a button. I would rather have the buttons on the laptop (both left and right). I usually disable the feature on my PC that makes the touchpad a button because I don't like having erratic button presses from my palm brushing the surface of the touchpad while I type (which happens).
If you had any technical knowledge, instead of parroting what your shill manager tells you to, you would understand why 7 is a bad joke.
Not that people don't make bad ads, it's just that these are essentially ALL BAD. And incredibly annoying. Like every Geico commercial.
Excuse me but 99% of all ads in TV are BAD and the worst ones get played over and over and over again. This is why I avoid tv as much as possible
But thats just me, other people with cash to burn like the perceived exclusivity of apple.
You can however boot Windows on a MAC, or Linux on a MAC.
Why won't Apple let you boot Mac OS/X on any standard PC? It should work if they share the same internals. But they don't really share the same internals. Because it is a closed system! I forgot, sorry....
Now you can't install XBox software onto your PC, because XBox is a truly closed system, and you wouldn't expect MS to support XBox on a non-XBox system.
Yes, you can install Xbox software onto a PC. There's plenty of hacks out there to do it. Microsoft itself uses PC's to develop the boxes and try out hardware configs long before the Xbox units you see today were released.
It's not illegal to install OSX on a PC. It may be violating the EULA, but there isn't a court in the US that's going to do anything to a dude that installs OSX on his own machine in his home as long as he paid for the software.
If you violate the EULA, you shouldn't be "using" the software, because that's what you *agreed* too. Words don't mean anything to you?
It's like copying DVDs at home, no one can prosecute you but it is illegal.
There's actually a law against copying DVD's. Not against installing OSX on a PC. It's also against MS license agreement to install OEM versions of Windows on a Mac, but people do it so they can be productive on the Mac.
Utter nonsense. Xbox 360 has a PowerPC processor and software for it cannot run on an x86 architecture (because it has a different instruction set). In fact MS used Apple power Mac systems to develop the Xbox 360 system.
J.
Timing was perfect for MSFT.
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- by davidmcelroy_dotmac October 23, 2009 12:44 AM PDT
- You expect anybody sane to believe ANYTHING that Rob Enderle writes? He almost never gets anything right related to Apple. He's an embarrassing lapdog for Microsoft. On top of that, the article you're linking to appeared to have been written while somebody was drunk, based on the writing and editing errors.
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- by Dalkorian October 27, 2009 12:45 PM PDT
- @davidmcelroy_dotmac, don't feed the trolls. Some of them are pretty good at seeming like normal people, but then we get trolls like this one that is so detached from reality as to actually be hilariously funny.
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