October 16, 2009 10:19 AM PDT

Microsoft's Bing launches rocket mission for kids

by Chris Matyszczyk
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It is always fun when serious people offer a confessional.

On Microsoft's Bing blog, director Stefan Weitz decides to tell everyone who will listen that he has been an "avid rocket launcher since 1975."

I am not aware what effect this might have had on his parents, his neighbors, or the local police and fire services as he was growing up, but I can find no evidence that he was ever arrested for such avid launching.

Weitz is now, however, vexed that science is not cool in school.

So he and his friends at the Bingdome have decided to revive child enthusiasm for launching.

Please welcome Mission: 10,000 Rockets, a program designed to get your kids to design rockets that will successfully immolate beyond ashes several countries of which we have not become fond.

No, wait. I haven't got that quite right.

Perhaps something like this will be useful for a trip to the planet Titan?

(Credit: CC Erik Charlton/Flickr)

Mission: 10000 Rockets is, in fact, asking kids to imagine what the next generation of space travel might look like. If you can get your kids to walk away from their Grand Theft Auto and design the rockets of the future, they might get their creations actually built.

No, not to full size, but at least they will be brought to physical being by some "cool artists" whose work might just be worth a fortune one day.

A book of all the designs will also be produced, all the proceeds from which will be returned to schools. And eight extremely fortunate schools will receive $5,000 to fund scientific projects in their cash-strapped establishments.

As a recent job advertisement for an astronaut in the Calgary edition of Craigslist proved, there is a renewed enthusiasm in the space project, some of it no doubt engendered by the very real prospect that our own world will shortly disintegrate.

So what better way to make your children productive this weekend than by getting them to design a spacecraft that might, one day, preserve a little humanity for the residents of the Planet Titan to marvel at?

Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET.
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by Super2online October 16, 2009 10:45 AM PDT
Cool, I have three boys ages 11, 10, and 8 that will love getting involved!
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by Vegaman_Dan October 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT
How about using BING to run some web app that lets kids design model rockets using standard parts available through ESTES? Heck, ESTES might even help sponsor the project with reduced cost/free supplies. Get Microsoft and Estes together to do it for a bunch of schools.

I can see some interesting ideas to try. Graphic design- let kids design it on the screen with graphics, print it out on full size Avery label print sheets to wrap around the rocket body.

The logistics might be tricky, but it could be fun. Maybe take the winning designs and fly those kids to NASA's Houston or Cape Canaveral launch site to see a real life launch event as well as to launch their own rockets on a 'real' launch pad.

Those kids would be marked for life- that's the sort of inspiration and achievement that would really affect their lives from that point forward- in a positive way.

THAT is what education is about. Providing tools and teaching them how to use them to open up not only their minds, but the world of possibilities. Don't set limits and you will soar high.
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