I cannot imagine how much fun it is to work at a pizza-making plant.
Indeed, the mere fact that there exist plants to make pizza seems entirely unedifying to me.
So I cannot help but feel a tinge of sympathy for three workers who were allegedly caught casting a furtive eye upon some material of a pornographic nature while pumping out pizza for the man.
According to the Belfast Telegraph, staff at the Green Isle Foods pizza-making plant in Naas, Ireland, will be calling for more strikers to protest the firing of their three frustrated colleagues.
The Irish Congress of Trades Unions has granted approval for the plant to be picketed by naked women. Well, perhaps I am imagining the "naked women" part.
The Technical, Engineering and Electrical Union, representing the three men, is disputing the very facts surrounding their dismissal.
"One of our members received an e-mail from outside the plant and was essentially dismissed for receiving an e-mail," TEEU general secretary designate, Eamon Devoy told the Telegraph.
I am guessing that the e-mail did not contain pictures of rolling Irish hills. Or perhaps it did.
Although a spokesman for the company told the Leinster Leader that this was "a cut and dried case of dismissal for people who seriously breached IT policy by accessing and e-mailing adult material of a serious nature."
Yet I am touched to hear that locals have come out in support of the workers. The Leader reports that they have delivered doughnuts to the picketing workers.
Oh, and pizza.