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September 17, 2009 4:27 PM PDT

Facebook break leads to burglary suspect

by Chris Matyszczyk
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Facebook may have 300 million members, but a news story this week makes one particular member stand out from the crowd.

Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., is alleged to have burgled a house of two diamond rings. However, according to the Journal of West Virginia, Parker is alleged to have done something of a highly modern nature during this burglary.

For the victim, examining her computer after the burglary, noticed that her computer was logged into someone else's Facebook account. This might seem strange in itself. However, the person who logged on (perhaps to update his status to "feeling lucky today"?) also seems not to have logged off. That led intrepid sleuths to the figure of Parker, whose Facebook page it is indeed alleged, was the one that lay open.

Is he at home? Or is he a burglar?

(Credit: CC Slushpup/Flickr)

Parker has been charged with one count of having an impressive and excessive ego. I'm sorry, that's not quite right. He has been charged with one count of felony daytime burglary.

It would be churlish to suggest that our obsession with networking socially will get us into trouble. However, after a Florida case in which a man allegedly stole a laptop in order to check his Facebook page, shouldn't we really consider whether the Facebook habit might be leading some to difficult and damaging behavior?

Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET.
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by jackthewack September 17, 2009 5:12 PM PDT
Wow people are friggen morons.
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by Noneyabeeswax September 17, 2009 6:54 PM PDT
Can you say Darwin Award Nominee?
by bvdon September 17, 2009 7:04 PM PDT
A Darwin Award may be in order.
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by jonny-mt September 17, 2009 7:42 PM PDT
Sorry, but you gotta die first. Only truly terminal cases of stupidity deserve that accolade....
by lazycat202 September 18, 2009 6:18 AM PDT
nice work; parker!
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by tektaktyks September 18, 2009 6:37 AM PDT
lol
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by SpeedPsycho September 18, 2009 9:13 AM PDT
I, for one, am thankful for the large portion of stupid thieves - they're a lot easier to catch.
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by Jahmekan September 18, 2009 2:13 PM PDT
I have never laugh so hard in all my life. What an idiot! Hell with dying...give him the award now.
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