I tend to believe that life's pleasures should be experienced with real human beings, relatively sober, and free of excessive chemical content.
However, I understand there are those who make use of search engines to fuel their various needs, including those of pornographic succour.
Which brings me to Bing.
There seems to be some agreement among the cognoscenti that Microsoft's fine search engine offers optimal results for those who are seeking the filmic freshness of the flesh. Blocking such freshness can also be a difficult maneuver.
You see, Bing has excellent video search properties. And you might be astonished to hear that one of the major types of video for which humanity's needy search is video of a pornographic bent.
However, TechCrunch claims to have encountered evidence that Bing has entered an entirely new realm of raunch.
An enterprising TechCrunch employee decided to google the term "pornography" and was perhaps simultaneously astonished and elated to discover a sponsored link from Bing.
The artful ad was headlined "Free Video." It then extolled Bing's remarkable access to "thousands of videos."
Somehow, I feel there may be more than thousands.
I know those of a technical leaning might suggest that sometimes when you do quite a few searches in succession the ads don't seem to keep up, so the ads that you see for your second search might have been generated by your first search.
I was still dissatisfied. I could not understand why anyone would search "pornography" when the very simple "porn" would have clearly sufficed. Is the suggestion that only those of a elevated snootiness, those who refer to pornography by its full name, get the Bing ad?
Then I stumbled into a blog post by Aaron Goldman, who seems to be quite au fait with the digital marketing world.
Goldman claims that he googled "Google porn searches" and immediately encountered an ad for Bing. Now the minds of those of a suspicious disposition must truly be wandering and wondering.
I would never be the one to suggest that Microsoft deliberately seeks out porn business.
However, business is, indeed, business. So one wonders just how much awareness there is among bingers of this alleged arousing serendipity?