Some things look description in the eye and say: "Go on. Take your best shot. You ain't got nothin' on me."
Which is why I would like to offer you a TV spot for the Red House furniture store in High Point, N.C.
It has already been viewed by more than 600,000 people on YouTube. And it is, it is...well, I think it would be best if you tried to add the words to finish the thought, as I have been temporarily paralyzed. I am not sure if it's fright, shock, disgust, or last night's tricolore salad.
All I know is that I have never seen anything like this.