In new TV hard sell, Microsoft strikes at Apple's art
The latest Laptop Hunter TV spot from Microsoft is the very definition of a hard sell.
No, not because it barks at you to buy a PC or you'll miss out on the deal of the century (even though you will, you will), but because it goes after the fearless foot soldiers of the Apple army--artists.
Sheila is a filmmaker. She wants something with a fast processor and a big screen. She also wants something that will be able to cut video. And all this for less than $2,000.
I look at Sheila's face and I want to make a film with her. She has the eyes of one of those film editors whose only familiarity with daylight is when they stumble out of an editing suite to have a cigarette and suddenly realize dawn is breaking and it's Tuesday, not Sunday.
However, this is a commercial and she's a little too dressy. If she'd been wearing jeans with a thousand coffee stains, a Black Sabbath T-shirt covered in croissant crumbs, and fingernails bitten to the wrist, she would have delivered the authentic film-editing look.
Instead, Sheila looks like a mom who's just popped over to Starbucks for a chai, a maple scone, and a colorful mug for her kids before popping across the mall for a pedi and a neck massage.
As is customary in this campaign, the script-free script calls for the protagonist to dismiss a Mac. Sheila looks at us and tells us the only Mac in her budget has a mere 2GB. Not enough for all the footage she intends to shoot for her L.A. version of "Gone With the Wind"--provisionally entitled "Gone to Bikram Yoga."
She shrugs to dismiss the MacBook Pro, as if to say: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a RAM."
She swiftly chooses a Hewlett-Packard HDX 16t.
Yet, one can't help feel as if Sheila's essential niceness suggests Microsoft has become a little tired of the more robust style epitomized by the first two hunters, Lauren and Giampaolo.
Perhaps, despite the current worldwide charge toward saving money, people still want wit and charm to balance the dry drag of their daily lives.
Even artists are trying to make happy films these days.
Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. 





I find it amusing that this fanboy "author" has written a similar hate-post for every single Microsoft ad that has aired so far. It means the ads are right on the spot.
Those narcist snotty ad campaigns have insulted regular people that loved their PCs. It makes people say
I AM A PC!
I AM A PC! "
That right there is what separates us fanboys from you. I mean for real, that's nerdy as heIl.
All these ads say is "you don't deserve a Mac, people. So buy our cheap junk instead."
Way to turn your brand to mush, MS. Oh wait, you did that long ago.
"They're very interested in the Apple one. The only reason they are not buying it is because it is more expensive... they would otherwise. This plastic computer is way better, and cheaper. ...Well, it's cheaper. So there."
And in the redhead one, she says, "I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person... =(."
Basically, Microsoft is saying: "And neither are you. BUY THE PC, LOSER."
Again, Microsoft is a software company, not a computer company. They mimic Sony's Playstation, Apple's iPod and anything else innovational people want. Seldom are they the pioneers of something...
Enough of my ranting. NOT good job microsoft for misleading everyone.
Actaully, what they are saying is that Macs are a computers of choice for the tragically hip and insuferable elite. It doesn't matter if that is true or not because the American culture has a significant anti-elitist undercurrent to it. They may be able to get a lot of traction by appeal to that sentiment. Its why you see presidential candidates bowling, drinking shots, and downplaying their connections with the elites.
I suppose you don't mind Apple misleading the public with their ads. But really, what company doesn't?
Hey, you may have a point there..Apple is conered alright..in a miserrable 2.9% market share worldwide..and that is after Apple has been selling computers for a massive 30 years!
A 2.9% market share after 30 years of business is impressive alright...NOT!
That could be because there are far more PCs than Macs. Doing research is all fine and great, but it does nothing for you if you don't think about it.
Apple understands that it is not an industry standard company. It sets relatively low bars and crushes them.
Let people use what ever they want. I seriously doubt Lauren is a real film-editor. I've edited on both platforms and my projects are more efficiently done with the Mac vs a PC.
Correction, let Sheila buy what she wants because Microsoft is paying for it anyway.
Free HP or $2000 MBP? Free HP! I guess. I'm a filmmaker and I wouldn't do that, but I do know some independent people who use PCs for editing, so it's not unheard of. ;)
But seriously, any "filmmaker" who goes to Fry's and buys an off the shelf machine without any thought that upgrading it is part of the task it is not someone I'd hire to work on my crew. You go to the website of HP or Apple (or an Apple reseller who gives deals on memory), and configure it RIGHT and then buy upgrades for it from third parties if cheaper than what Apple or HP offer themselves. So, it doesn't matter than the $1999 MBP only comes with 2GB of memory, as the added $50 (mail order) for 4GB is chicken feed...
Why?
If she's really a filmmaker using this machine to cut on, what software is she using? Final Cut Studio is quite expensive at $1300, as is Adobe Creative Suite Production Premium (for PC) at $1600, or ACS4 without video apps for Mac at $1300, as is Avid of any form (media composer starts at $2500), or Maya for 3d/CGI starting at $2000, or whatever she plans on doing, plus the terabytes of external storage and backup for that storage (where FW800 comes in handy, not just "it has firewire"). And of course the camera and equipment rentals on every movie, or the cost of a camera if she's truly going to be working all the time. Far more expensive when totaled up than the machine is, to the point that the $50 extra she may have to pay for getting enough RAM on the otherwise better MBP is peanuts in comparison.
Again, like the other ads, I'm not actually sure that she left the big box store with what she was looking for when she went in, but she did get a FREE computer for the effort, so that will go a long way toward paying for the thousands of dollars of other things she needs to be a filmmaker.
But that $50 the rest of us would save who aren't getting a free HP? Hardly worth talking about...
Thankfully Windows has a shelf life that will expire when we do more productivity in a browser than in software. That day will see Microsoft having to bring the price of their OS down remarkably or lose out to the likes of Google who provide an excellent browser and Cloud services to boot.
The Graphics Art Guild? :)
The Mac power book is far above anything out there in the laptop department. Look at the recent Consumer Report ratings....Macs top all categories.
Didn't realize that computers cut video?thought editors did that.
Well then it is appropriate to what they are selling.
It obviously has done it's intended effect look at how quickly the Mac fanboys flock to defend Apple.
where were you for the last few years
64bit OS are widely available and come with this specific laptop
Mac OS is moving to 64bit with 10.6
Vista 64 can use well over 100gb's..
better Keyboard ,better trackpad {multi-touch} better batterylife {5 hrs}
better build quality {unibody aluminium}
nifty extras like magsafe ,slot load drive, thinner and lighter design
LED backlit Glass Screen
and not to mention ability to run all Operating systems{OSX Windows and Linux} and hence more software
Generally better things cost More it's simple logic !
I wonder what type of ad they will come out with regarding the dominance of OSX on the iPhone/iPod touch vs their mobile software.. ! Windoz is their cash cow, so maybe they won't attack Apple in that respect..
However, in response to your comment, Linux is a tiny drop in the bucket, even in comparison to Apple OS. Linux is sitting at around 1%.
Linux is not even close to a threat to Windows with just over 1% marketshare.
Microsoft is retaliating against Apple since they are being attacked by Apple when Linux somehow gets money to do any real ad campaign and has ease of use then maybe just maybe they will be a threat but atm no.
However the people flocking to Mac have a large percentage who are doing it becasue "it's cool" and not much more reason than that. They can be persuaded since they didn't have much in the way of "computer convictions" to begin with. MS can do some good with ads in this market.
... And Bush was a great president.
Plastic or Aluminum what does it matter I can guarantee if I whip them both against a wall both will break.
And really unnecessary unless your slamming it around really. How many people actually have issues with their laptop cases breaking?
Also if the Mac was truly unibody the Ram would not be upgradable because it would not open.
Not all Macs are aluminum unibody. The highest selling apple laptop is the white plastic one that has cracks in body only after 1 year."
Ummm yeah...I am typing this as I look at the (just over a year old) $800 Dell next to me, which happens to have stress cracks in the corners. My point behind this statement?? Feces occurs with any plastic product!! Sell your narrow FUD to someone who has never seen a computer.
by monkeyfun14 May 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT
"Also if the Mac was truly unibody the Ram would not be upgradable because it would not open."
Sarcasm is not your thing, otherwise that is one retarded statement!!
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Main Entry: unibody
Part of Speech: n, adj
Definition: of a vehicle, a one-piece frame and body structure
If it was unibody the laptop would have no openings.
use that White Macbook your taking about , you Full of FUD
the cracks were only for a small batch, 90% weren't affected
and is that the best you can come up with ?
Plus the plastic used is polycarbonate plastic not Cheap kind used by HP !
have you ever used or touched the plastic Macbook before ? thats things a rock
Macbooks are built better than those crappy plastic Hps or Dells, thats a fact !
See any Survey and Apple has always topped the list for many many years !
Um, unibody cars have openings. Doors and windows. Holes through the firewall to let control linkages and wiring through. Trunk lid. Not to mention the engine compartment goes straight through to the ground.
Unibody doesn't mean it's one solid piece with no openings, it merely means that the main body is cast or otherwise created as a single piece, as opposed to one that is created by attaching separate pieces together.
Your rational explanation is pointless to mindless MS astroturfers like monkeyfun14...
If she's a pro, she uses avid, and that won't fly on that laptop.
A mac let's her use final cut.... Industry and pro standard.
Seriously... What WOULD she use to cut on that machine?
Plus, the mac gets you 2 computers in 1. So slick. So macs actually cost HALF as much. :)
First off, I go to USC, and the Cinematic Arts school is undisputedly the best in the nation, if not the world. George Lucas went there, and Steven Spielberg has donated millions of dollars to it. Fox and Universal both have labs there.
What equipment will you find there? It's all Final Cut and Avid for video processing, and tons of Macs.
300, Cold Mountain, The Rules of Attraction, Corpse Bride, The Ring, No Country for Old Men (which won the best editing Academy award in 2007), Burn After Reading....... ALL used Final Cut Pro.
The television show Scrubs is one of many that use Final Cut Pro, and FCP also won an Emmy for its impact on television, and it accounts for 49% of the pro editing market.
These pro-sumers are just getting so out of control, making movies like 300 and such...
He knows of at least two, he mentioned two in his message.
I know, I went back and counted them.
Avid's learning curve is really quite high. It produces some amazing stuff though, I have to admit, but being a poor video grad, I'll go towards the FCS2. Also, buying ram and installing it yourself is a much cheaper way to get ram. As someone who upgrades ram himself, it's super easy! Just pop it out and slide it in. That's what she said.
Reality shows = scripted.
These commercials = scripted.
Gosh.
so your saying that these commercials aren't scripted ?
Yes, I'm saying the commercials aren't scripted.
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Wow, that one floored me. It's in a commercial, so it must be true! ROFLMAO!
rapier1, production cost are desperately high. It is not unusual for a commercial shoot to range from $10,000 to over a $100,000 a day! Nobody, including MS, would fork out hundreds of thousands of dollars for development and production of these commercials, not to mention the multiple millions of dollars expended for face time on broadcast, cable and other media outlets, and then take the risk of using ?real? people. There is WAY too much at stake to even consider it.
As a retired actor (over 25 years in Screen Actors Guild) and a former producer and director of television commercials I speak with some authority on this. The only time ?civilians? are used on anything is news, talk/interview and ?gotcha? programming. The only exception to this are the people used as background players ? formally known as extras. These are often non-union but many producers are required (depending on the production contract) to use members of SEG ? Screen Extras Guild.
99.9999% of the time if anyone talks on camera they are professionals and are members of SAG and/or AFTRA.
PS I?m a Mac
MBP runs DDR3 RAM, not older DDR2 like the HDX.
HDX weighs 7.1lbs, MBP weighs 5.5lbs.
MBP & MBP carry same GPU; MBP uses DDR3, HDX uses DDR2
HDX uses 1366x768 display (1920x1080 is $175 upgrade!); MBP uses 1440x900 display standard on all models.
MBP can be ordered w/ SSD drives, HDX cannot.
HDX = tray-load optical drive; MBP = slot-load optical drive.
Backlit keyboard = $50 upgrade on HDX; MBPs have this standard
Tech Support = HP is in India, Apple is in US/Canada
Battery Life = HDX is 2hrs at most, MBP is 5hrs.
Bottom-line: Sheila is an idiot.
All data is from the following sites...
http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/specs.html
http://www.shopping.hp.com/
http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/10/review-hp-hdx-16/ << Battery Performance & Review
http://reviews.cnet.com/laptops/hp-pavilion-hdx16-1040us/4505-3121_7-33348169.html
A system with more ram in video editing verses one with a little bit faster ram is going to outperform the faster one.
HDX weighs 7.1lbs, MBP weighs 5.5lbs.
2 pound difference big deal?
MBP & MBP carry same GPU; MBP uses DDR3, HDX uses DDR2
HDX has more ram. If I have a desk top with 6gb of DDR3 and a machine with 12gb of DDR2 the one with DDR2 will outperform the other.
HDX uses 1366x768 display (1920x1080 is $175 upgrade!); MBP uses 1440x900 display standard on all models.
A what 300 pixel difference?
MBP can be ordered w/ SSD drives, HDX cannot.
A SSD is not going to handle the drive thrashing movie editing does over a long course of time.
HDX = tray-load optical drive; MBP = slot-load optical drive.
Does it matter?
Backlit keyboard = $50 upgrade on HDX; MBPs have this standard
I fail to see how backlit keyboards are really any useful. Who edits movies in pitch black darkness?
Tech Support = HP is in India, Apple is in US/Canada
Both get my computer fixed. There is alot of incompetent american tech support lines as well have you tried talking to a comcast rep lately?
Battery Life = HDX is 2hrs at most, MBP is 5hrs.
Most people doing any video editing will have the laptop plugged in.
I hate it when those things fail, you can't get your disk back. I'll never own another slot load anything. A tray loader is way superior in that regard.
more RAM makes a big difference
when your comparing Vista to OSX thats exactly the case
Vista cant even perform on OSX levels even with 4 GB of ram
also the 64 bit version still has numerous problems too !
Do a google search for Vista 64 bit problems and see for yourself !
So she paid for a computer with a gig of RAM that the system won't even recognize?
I guess the MS waterboys like paying for something that can't use. As long as they can be BSed by specs.
http://www.realtime-vista.com/installation/2007/08/windows_vista_ram_limitations.htm
Hey, "MagicHand" I looked it doesn't come standard. The OSX is 64 bit & can address both 64 bit & 32 bit apps & has for some time now.
Upgrade to Genuine Windows Vista Ultimate with Service Pack 1 (64-bit) is a 120 bucks. How much is it if you buy it later? Without knowing which configuration she bought (the commercial doesn't really say) how do you know?
Vista 32 can only adress 3 gigs.
Which is what I said.
Hey fanboi, stop drinking the cool-aid long enough to realize that the HDX comes with a 64-bit OS, not a crappy 32 bit one like a mac book (not) pro."
Perhaps YOU should put down the misinformed Kool-Aid!! Understanding that there are many 3rd party apps that need to catch up to MS and Apple regarding 64 bit, I submit this link as FUD rebuttal:
http://www.apple.com/macosx/technology/64bit.html
That link is for both you and "monkeyforfun14", since you both seem to be operating out of the same basement. Now, can we move on to a more valid argument?? Man, you people are a laugh riot here!!
Leopard isn't full 64bit yet
its 32bit with some 64bit features
Snow Leopard will be Apple's first 64bit OS
Hardly STANDARD on any laptop PC or MAC.
Also, IT DOESN"T matter if you have 64 bit OS if you are still running 32 bit apps.
ALL of your apps must be 64 bit capable or IT DOES NOT make a difference in speed.
The same as apps must be OPTIMIZED to take advantage of multiple processors or there is no speed bump if you have Dual / Quad processors if you are using legacy apps.
Only PRO LEVEL video apps are 64 bit capable & multi-core processor optimized like AVID or FINAL CUT PRO by Apple. Microsoft does not make a PRO video app.
Video / Film industry is dominated by Apple because Apple has been in the industry for many, many years WAY before MS even thought of it as an "industry". MS is for blue suits in corporate businesses who like to creative with bar charts & pie charts in the MS slide show presentations to the Bored Members...period.
Please just do a commercial that tells the truth, not one that bashes the competition.
If you cannot afford a Mac, you can always get a payment plan from Apple to finance it, or charge it to a credit card.
If you want the cheapest laptop money can buy, get a Windows laptop.
She should have bought an Amiga instead. :)
Most people that have bought a PC or laptop know that going only by price can give you a machine that has inadequate features (i.e. slow video, poor screen, etc), poor driver support and sometimes issues with software compatibility. The commercials gloss over those issues and may lead newbies to purchase based on price, have a problem with the machine, get frustrated and switch to a Mac.
Any intensive video editing would be done on a desktop.
Oh rubbish!
I have seen Sun Solrais laptops that are more powerful than any desktop I have ever seen. It all depends on how powerful the laptop is, doesn't it?
You can't go about generalising like that.
- by stockyjoe May 9, 2009 2:13 PM PDT
- I wish they would show a real IT guy trying to get hardware support for a Dell PC and then a MAC. Now that would be hilarious. Watching your IT guy standing in line at the Genius Bar.
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- by Perry_Clease May 9, 2009 2:28 PM PDT
- I "real" IT guy would call it a Mac and no the difference between it and MAC.
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- by monkeyfun14 May 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT
- Now if Mac's just work why would they need hardware support xDD
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- by May 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT
- ...because as with any machine, things can and do go wrong.
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- by jnork May 10, 2009 10:01 AM PDT
- Eh? Why would an IT guy necessarily stand at a Genius Bar? You can phone in for support, I've done it. Was personally more convenient for me to visit the Genius Bar, but I could have shipped the unit back myself.
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- by ckurowic May 10, 2009 10:44 AM PDT
- Media Access Controllers (MAC) have nothing to do with this commercial. I do assume of course you mean Mac as in Macintosh, or maybe you don't know enough about computers to even comment. Perhaps? I think that is the case. Either way, as some have pointed out, Apple computers simply do tend to last longer and have a much higher resale value. Consider a PowerPC G4 iMac that is around 7 years old will still fetch $350 easily. Show me how much a 7 year old PC goes for...thats right, it won't go at all because at this point it has been recycled into soup cans and condom wrappers.
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- by Motyoj May 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT
- If it were a real IT guy, he wouldn't be needing to stand in a line at a Genius Bar. He'd have things up an
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Showing 1 of 6 pages (265 Comments)no machine can work perfectly, but we can get them to break as little as possible, and statistically, Macs "break" less often, depreciate much more slowly, and have longer-lasting good performance.