April 16, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

YouTube phenom Susan Boyle talks (in few words)

by Chris Matyszczyk
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If Susan Boyle is overwhelmed, she isn't exactly showing it.

On Thursday morning, the YouTube singing phenomenon (11 million hits and counting) appeared on CBS' "The Early Show," standing in her living room in her best pearls.

In the face of morning show questions, she gave honest and comfortingly short answers. Scots don't gush. Some Scots barely speak at all. (Try watching the original series of the Scottish detective saga, "Taggart.")

How does she feel about stardom? "It hasn't really sunk in yet." How did she deal with the laughter when the audience clapped eyes on her? "Well, you have to take yourself seriously, so what I did was concentrated on the song."

How did she find the courage to appear on the show after the death of her mother? "I wanted to make this a tribute to my mother. It was something I had to do. So I had to get on with it."

Did she have professional training? "I did, in Livingston." Livingston is a town 15 miles from Edinburgh. And though Susan may never have heard of "The Early Show," or perhaps even of CBS (also publisher of CNET News), she has no qualms about assuming that you know where Livingston is.

And then, as if to prove that her performance was no fluke, she sang unaccompanied. She didn't even have a couple of back-up singers from the local pub.

Finally, she was asked what she will sing next time on "Britain's Got Talent." (She hasn't won. Last Saturday's performance was only an audition.) Her pithy reply: "Why don't you watch the show and find out?"

Then CBS produced on the phone Patti Lupone, the singer who first performed the "I Dreamed A Dream" song in the London stage version of "Les Miserables" in 1985. She praised Susan's courage and pluck. How was that for an endorsement, Susan? "That'll do."

As for the people who used to tease her, belittle her, Susan says they're now nice to her. "So I may have won them 'round."

It's sad to think that she might have felt a need to do so.

One can only hope that, should she agree to take the calls of sleazy agents and managers wishing to profit from her newfound fame, she offers them simply: "Nope."

Or perhaps another short, more homespun phrase. Oh, wait. She's a church volunteer, isn't she?

Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET.
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by Logic786 April 16, 2009 10:57 AM PDT
Susan Boyle keep your head up! Remember everyone you meet from now on is a phony. People care about the depth of your wallet, not about you as a person! Hold onto your old friends!
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by bedney42 April 16, 2009 11:11 AM PDT
As someone who used to date a girl from Inverness, I was both enchanted by this lady's singing, but also just laughed out loud at the off-stage quotes. She's just so.. so.. Scottish! I love it!

Aye, Susan Boyle... you'll bring 'em 'round for sure!

Go Scotland! Go SNP! :-)

Cheers,

- Bill
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by lonestarState April 16, 2009 11:46 AM PDT
Good for Susan Boyle! Makes my day to know an average person makes such a great impression on people. Tired of all the skinny looking ***** and pretty looking dudes getting all the attention because they sold their soul to some greedy media company. Yes this includes: news anchors that are dumb as cows but appear on the tele cuss their boobs do not sag. We need more real people to represent this world not all these sell-out TMZ figures.
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by TheEnchantress1973 April 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT
YOU ROCK SUSAN!...and I TOTALLY agree with Lonestar....its a BREATH of FRESH AIR...that this ADORABLE little lady, got FOUND...and BLEW EVERYONE away...and that she doesn't look like yet ANOTHER, AIR-HEADED Britney Spears.

YOU GO GIRL!

GOD BLESS YA!

I hope you will continue to BLESS people with your ANGELIC voice for years to come...but of course on YOUR TERMS only....don't be taken advantage of!
by Inconnux April 16, 2009 1:49 PM PDT
Amazing inspiring performance... Last CD I bought was previous winner Paul Potts. Britain really has amazing talent.
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by madrigal4242 April 17, 2009 7:34 AM PDT
Through all this, one thing makes me a bit angry, and more than a little sad: Were it not for the fact that Susan happens to be able to do something so subjectively pleasing and relatively inconsequential as render an emotional song well, the world would no doubt still be laughing. Is not the worth of a human being, and her right to respect, more than her vocal ability ?
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by sunflower1231 April 17, 2009 8:26 AM PDT
I watched the Jay Leno show last night , and I think he sould be ashamed of himself making fun of Susan Doyle, There is no reason to keep making fun of people that have been teased all there lifes, just because they do not meet are STANDARDS on looks, no wonder we have such a sick society
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