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July 28, 2008 12:50 PM PDT

Is the web making us illiterate? (Hello Cuil, er, Quill, er, Kool)

by Chris Matyszczyk

The web is helping our children read more. Or less. Or, well, maybe it depends on what you call reading. Because if it's got spelling mistakes or words no dictionary has caught up with yet, then it's not really reading, is it?

The New York Times yesterday hosted a spirited debate on the subject. Parents, dyslexics, professors, even children chipped in with their muscular views.

Subtly showing its hand, the Times made sure the article was a very long one. Because, like many other bastions of journalism and literature, it is a newspaper that chooses to uphold certain standards.

Standards that the immature denizens of Silicon Valley have not so much eroded, but positively assaulted with the deadly weapons of speed, ubiquity and a somewhat fetching disregard for antiquity.

Personally, I would rather be around someone who is curious about the world than someone who believes Mongolia is where retarded children come from.

Can anyone truly dispute that the web has given people a greater and more immediate ability to hug a little knowledge?

(Credit: CC Benimoto)

So it seems that what many critics are concerned about is precisely the kind of knowledge and reading habits children acquire during a surfing expedition.

Perhaps one thing the web has exposed is that some so-called works of literature are, frankly, verging on the really quite awful.

Just as we have been hyped by burger chains and erectile malfunction cures, we have been hyped by literary guardians.

One tome is essential. Another is a lesser work. But so many are very hard work indeed. When you're told something is fabulous and wonderful and stupendous, even when you find it not so, it isn't so easy to declare your opinion.

(Look, I'm sorry, but Eugene O'Neill's plays are turgid tripe. And don't get me started on Chekov and James Joyce. There, that's better.)

Perhaps there will soon come a time when reading a book for today's 12-year-olds will be as arduous as picking up the tiniest Chaucer and seeing if you can get past page one.

Just because one generation was inculcated into the 400-page habit doesn't mean another can't find its own way to learn, grow, feel and any other New Agey term you might wish to use to indicate some level of progression.

Deal with it, olds.

So you love Emily Bronte. That's OK. Don't blame yourselves. It doesn't mean that should be anyone else's idea of literature. Or art. Or knowledge. It can even be someone else's idea of bilge. And they could be right.

There again, of all the names a Google rival could have come up with to name their new brand, they find one that you have to learn how to pronounce and that is a mere consonant away from something very rude indeed.

Where did these people go to college? Chico State?

Chris Matyszczyk is an award-winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET.
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by Just_A_Yenta July 28, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
"Lenore, get me my glasses, this is so STUPID".......(what? ....they're on the kitchen table...near the lottery tickets....bring them here, you have to see this ....this is SO SO STUPID, Lenore)...wait a minute....how do you pronounce C U L I?.HUH?.it?s COOLIE right?..no, then what is it Lenore (we calll her Just_A_Teacher, taught English Lit at Lehman College in New York)?.how do you get COOL from COOLIE?.I see COOLIE, well it looks like C U L I?..right?..no? It?s C U I L ??..what the hell is that? Looks like a tongue wants to vomit?.STUPID?IT IS NOT ?COOL??.it?s either COOLIE or SWILL, ???Lenore, bring over Harriet?look at this Harriet?..what do you see? Isn?t it COOLIE? PUT YOUR FRIGGIN? GLASSES ON?..just USE MINE?..what do you see? COOLIE RIGHT? OK?.now, let?s play Mah Jong. TTFN, from WW2, our British Allies, TA TA FOR NOW!
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by Chris-Anderson July 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
I found this interesting article New Search Engine, www.Cuil.com, Finally Ready to Compete With Google.
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by lofosho2 July 28, 2008 10:23 PM PDT
It baffles me how truly ignorant this writer is. How ironic. Cuil is not a made up word. Cuil is Irish for knowledge. Something this writer should have used.
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by dehall622 July 29, 2008 5:32 AM PDT
where did he say it was a made up word?
by rabbit605 July 29, 2008 12:46 AM PDT
First, I would have to agree with what's already been posted. Cuil is indeed a real word, and obviously they use it because it means knowledge and because it's cool that it's pronounced cool (sorry - had to point out the incredibly obvious double entendre.) Secondly, why is it that for one so informed on correct spellings he neglects to point out that Google is misspelled? It's supposed to be spelled G-O-O-G-O-L! Again, a real word which is the number 1 with a 100 zeros after it. Chosen by Google to imply the vast (but highly inaccurate) number of web pages in their search engine. Then again, the writer may have point - perhaps Google was chosen because we're just no good at spelling anymore.
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