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March 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT

Will a 'Jackass' boost Microsoft's image?

by Ina Fried

Microsoft is looking to an expensive new consumer advertising campaign to help improve its image.

Valleywag posted a report on Friday suggesting that Johnny Knoxville of Jackass fame may be the pitchman behind the new spots.

A Microsoft representative declined to comment on whether Knoxville was indeed on tap to pitch the software maker.

"Microsoft is in the early stages of planning a consumer advertising campaign. We have no other details to share at this time," the company said in a statement. Microsoft has hired a new ad agency--Crispin Porter and Bogusky--for the assignment, which Ad Age estimated could be as high as $300 million, or perhaps higher.

Microsoft won't say how much it is spending, but it is clearly aiming to spruce up its image. If they needed more convincing, CoreBrand put out a study showing Microsoft's brand having dropped precipitously over the past two years, with the marketing firm saying that it believes Apple's "I'm a Mac" ads are partly responsible.

During her years at CNET News, Ina Fried has changed beats several times, changed genders once, and covered both of the Pirates of Silicon Valley. These days, most of her attention is focused on Microsoft. E-mail Ina.
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they already released Vista?
by ptrifoliata March 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT
they already released Vista?
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Yes, they did.
by Fil0403 March 28, 2008 5:02 AM PDT
It's the one that is most used in the whole world today, only behind Windows XP (and in front of any competing OS).
Was this thought out?
by angrysnake March 21, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
Jonny Knoxville is very popular. I think he is very well known. But,
he is known from Jackass. Which is mostly self abuse and
CRASHING.
Coming next Titanic brand life boats and Hindenburg fire extinguishers
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Jackass is an appropriate association with MS
by technewsjunkie March 21, 2008 3:45 PM PDT
Red Meat...

here it comes...
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You know? It's too damned tempting.
by Penguinisto March 21, 2008 4:49 PM PDT
But, no... I figure I'll leave the obvious observations be this time. :)

(though I did ahve about 10 zillion wisecracks involving "crashes" - anyone who has seen Jackass knows exactly what I'm on about there...)

/P
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Ballmer already has a job.
by avfolk--2008 March 21, 2008 5:05 PM PDT
What do you get when you cross a jackass and the mob?
A new Microsoft icon.

What dot.bomb marketing dweeb came up with this one?

Bet its a Google-aire Second Lifer with more BS than brains. Move
over Dell... Microsoft wants to join your freefall...
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Jckasses
by Melekai March 21, 2008 5:30 PM PDT
A perfect tie in, i can see the adds, people screaming Arrggggg,
and crashing their head into their keyboards,
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great idea!
by tosandrew March 21, 2008 5:49 PM PDT
there would be a commercial, knoxville doing some stupid stunt saying "now thats what people not using Vista should do, and with Vista, I can watch this video and post it on youtube no problem! i know its a dumb idea, but its all i couls think of
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Awesome!
by The_Decider March 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT
Their software works like it was produced by jackasses.

What delicious irony.

Seriously, is MS so out of touch that they think it will make them 'hip'?

Pathetic.
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Duncan Hines, Your Jackass Escaped !
by Sumatra-Bosch March 21, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
Microsoft stole theirs from Duncan Hines
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Good for them...Apple spends billions
by AppleSuxLeo March 21, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
but none of Apple`s irritating ads make it to my screen , since I use FlashBlock. Take THAT Steve ! My Flashblock made you waste a LOT of money. Bwahahaha.
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Hi this is Apple
by t8 March 22, 2008 3:30 AM PDT
We are sorry about that. We can see how annoying this must have been for you. We are willing to give you a new Macbook Air and will never make another Apple advert.
I am sure Apple thanks you.
by ralfthedog March 24, 2008 7:43 AM PDT
If you use FlasBlock Apple adds are never seen. If they are not seen, they are not payed for. My guess is that Apple pays per conversion. Even if they only pay per click or (Gasp) per view, you are saving them cash.
Haw haw haw
by t8 March 22, 2008 3:25 AM PDT
The worlds most evil company sprucing up its image.
They might as well be arguing that Adolph Hitler isn't that bad because everyone makes mistakes right?

No Jackass will singly handedly give Microsoft a good image. Being good or having a good reputation cannot be bought, it is earned.
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Microsoft will bundle Jackass
by t8 March 22, 2008 3:28 AM PDT
Microsoft will bundle a Jackass clone with Windows and put the original Jackass out of business.

What a bunch of Jackasses.
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MS is falling into a trap..
by ServedUp March 22, 2008 4:42 AM PDT
I think this might be their biggest blunder yet and no doubt will
rank high at the top for comedic value.

Take for instance their Head of Marketing who chose the Zune
ads with the punchline "Welcome to the Social" and the Vista ads
"The WOW starts now". I get a chuckle even typing these corny
lines out.

I just don't feel at this time they have anything in their current
product line worth bragging about. Everything is going down the
sh?tter, XBOX is losing to the Playstation, Vista is doing less
then zero, the Surface - where is it? and the Zune, well
nevermind the Zune.

All in all they're just falling into the trap of copying Apple, then
failing miserably at it. They just can't use the same game
strategy Apple has. They need to think of something radically
different or bring it around a product they haven't copied and
created themselves that actually works.

And I can't help but think the heads of Apple wants this to
happen because they know Microsoft just doesn't get it.
Solid products first, marketing later but the opposite always
seems to occur with Gates and team.
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Microsoft's best bet is to go extreme uncool.
by ralfthedog March 24, 2008 7:49 AM PDT
Every time Microsoft tries to pull the cool card, the get their backsides handed to them on a plate with a side of rice and a sprig of parsley. They need to target a different market.

"Microsoft, we will make you drop your dentures!"
Windows 7 will boost image
by cyberDJ-2038765336053745013836 March 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT
"CoreBrand put out a study showing Microsoft's brand having dropped precipitously over the past two years, with the marketing firm saying that it believes Apple's "I'm a Mac" ads are partly responsible."

Those stupid ads had nothing to do with Microsoft's predicament. It's Vista.
Vista has done more for Apple's bottom line than anything Apple has released in the last 5 years. How's that for irony.

Microsoft needs to write off Vista as the 21st century's Windows ME.
Windows 7 had better kill with no mercy or Microsoft is done in my book.
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Partially agreed.
by Penguinisto March 24, 2008 7:40 AM PDT
It is true that Vista, in its bloat and arrogance, has done more to drive Apple sales than any other factor... and Apple has taken full advantage of that with its own adverts. :)

OTOH, there's lots of reasons that MSFT is being driven out of the server room as well (where Vista has no factor). Vendor lock-in, DRM (on a server!?), expensive per-seat licensing (well, not as pricey as some bits and bobs, but still an unnecessary expense when compared to Linux), etc.

The only thing that keeps MSFT in the server room still is Exchange, and the remnants of the MCSE flood of 1998-2001 (where a shedload of IT folk paid ~$10k+ and started their careers, but neglected to look beyond MSFT as a solution).

Funny thing is, in the sever room, there's about to be a shock - Win2k8 Server is supposed to be CLI-only (no GUI) by default, just like Linux and *nix (and NetWare) has always been.... which brings me to my next point:

At least MSFT is finally taking their server OS seriously (ever had to spend 3x as much time clicking to a solution instead of simply typing a command? Yuck).

Windows 7? Dunno... but you are dead-on in that aspect: If they are unable to make it an ass-kicker, they're boned.

Thing is, they're still caught in a legacy trap of their own making, so I don't hold out much hope that Windows 7 is going to be any less bloated, slow, and resource-hungry (640MB of RAM just to run as OS w/ all the bells and whistles!?)

Dunno... but if there's nothing that can compel folks to replace XP w/ Windows 7, MSFT is screwed.

/P
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Johnny VS Jeepers Creepers dweeb...
by AppleSuxLeo March 22, 2008 11:11 PM PDT
And it`s Johnny by TKO at 10 seconds of the first round.
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Yes.
by Fil0403 March 28, 2008 5:04 AM PDT
What better than a Jackass to convince the jackass people who believe Apple's biased "I'm a Mac" ads?
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by 2muchjoy June 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
Knoxville says NO WAY. See his blog:

http://community.jackassworld.com/Post/microsoft-spokesperson-what-the-****/023590D00000D592300080099CB38

And yes, that's really him...
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