A little Macworld haiku

The Macworld Expo starts Tuesday, and I'm sure there are countless people out there who simply don't know what to do with themselves in those long hours until Steve Jobs steps onstage at Moscone Center in San Francisco.

As I sat at my desk this afternoon, pondering my next few days, an e-mail came across about free passes to the show, and for reasons that I can't fully explain, it got me writing a little bit of Macworld haiku.

Sure, it's silly, but then, so what.

So I thought I'd offer mine up and give you all the opportunity to share your own with the world (in the comments section). Remember, haiku is five syllables, then seven, then five more.

Macworld Moscone
once a year, very big lines
Will John Mayer sing?

Steve Jobs speaks loudly
Reality distortion
Apple fans bow down

iPod, Mac, iTunes
Who's got the scoop on what's new?
here is one more thing

Blue jeans, black sweater
Is it a new pair each year?
How 'bout the glasses?

A MacBook tablet
That's what I would like to see
Just six days to go

[Tom Krazit]

A few attempts

Last year iPhone start
six months of drooling fanboys
Now bib included

Four days of Macworld
is really just two hour show
The Steve abides none

Small laptop beckons
flash memory is the key
movies, now for rent

[M C]

The Apple/Krazit haiku:

First post: "Insecure!"
Second: "Dissent means fanboys!"
CNet's rent now paid.

;)

[scribbles23]

My response, in haiku

I, too, want tablets
The sole reason left for me
To not own a Mac

[ethana2]

and mine to you

Windows is evil
but now apple too. Good thing
Ubuntu is here

You know what the TPM is, right? Is that what you want to support? Software locked to hardware? I don't.

[mingdube]

Macworld haiku

iPhone G.P.S.
Mac Tablet for us, I guess
And Oh, one more thing

[kool_skatkat]

Sweet music

Now that's sweet music

It's almost time.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kool_skatkat/

[JM_Brazil]

MAC 4 me?

Why the hype with MAC?
I for one, care less for them
Secretly want one.

[chruspy]

MacAttack

Apples grow on trees
PC-ers quit your whining
To own is to know

[ethana2]

The DMCA

The DMCA
Our holy business model
Wait, what abuse?

That hardware you have
You should have bought an iMac;
Yours is not sacred.

[ethana2]

abuses*

of course 'abuse' is only one syllable; sorry about that.