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August 22, 2008 12:47 PM PDT

10 things not to say to a DJ

by Matt Rosoff
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Here's an amusing song from Chicago-area house DJ Andre Harris: "10 Things Not to Say to A DJ." A lot of DJs hear this song and think "right on." But allow me to add an 11th: can you please stop just playing records and actually make some music?

Records and gear don't make a DJ.

(Credit: Jimbothechicken via Wikipedia)

I'm not a hater or an instrument-snob. (Maybe a little bit.) A good DJ is a pleasure. But too many folks think that a sizeable record collection, turntables, a PA, and a few effects make them a DJ. Case in point, last night I went to hear a nine-piece funk/dub/hip-hop band. For the first 45 minutes or so, I listened to a DJ warm up the crowd. He got people moving, slightly. He used a few effects and had some decent fades. But the flow just wasn't there. Songs jumped between tempos and in some cases completely different beats, and I didn't hear any rhyme or reason in the selection. There was nothing surprising, no songs that made me want to run up and ask him where he'd gotten them. It was little better than listening to a semi-hip iPod playlist on random shuffle.

The band itself smoked. Particularly the bass player, which should always be the case with funk.

Matt Rosoff is an analyst with Directions on Microsoft, where he covers Microsoft's consumer products and corporate news. He's written about the technology industry since 1995, and reviewed the first Rio MP3 player for CNET.com in 1998. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network. Disclosure. You can follow Matt on Twitter @mattrosoff.
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by devonh01 August 22, 2008 1:26 PM PDT
You got that right. I have been both a live DJ and radio broadcasting air personality for 30 years. They are very different environments. By the same token, radio stations that have transmitters, studios, computer playback software, record libraries, consultants and minimum-wage announcers don't make a great station. What you are saying is that music selection and presentation is an ART. Duh. Wish more people got that.
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by ErnieTheBear August 22, 2008 2:16 PM PDT
I think I've found your problem:

"night I went to hear a nine-piece funk/dub/hip-hop band"

'Nuff said.
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by MattRosoff August 27, 2008 10:39 AM PDT
Touche!
by shawn1313 August 23, 2008 3:47 AM PDT
I'm sorry, but this blog is ridiculous. A dj plays music. A "producer" makes music. Although sometimes people do both, you don't have to be a dj to be a producer, nor do you need to be a producer to be a dj. I can't believe you wasted my time with this blog. AND I've spent a couple of minutes writing this... So much wasted time.............
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by myaitalia September 3, 2008 6:47 AM PDT
WHAT?? WHAT is your point!!
by nonsequitur43 August 25, 2008 12:28 PM PDT
http://www.hotboxsports.com/
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Matt Rosoff is an analyst with Directions on Microsoft, where he covers Microsoft's consumer products and corporate news. He's written about the technology industry since 1995 and reviewed the first Rio MP3 player for CNET.com in 1998. He's also a bass guitarist and an avid collector (and digitizer) of LP records. DISCLAIMER: This blog contains the personal opinions of the author and does not necessarily represent the opinions of his employers or of CNET Networks. As an IT industry analyst, the author occasionally agrees to nondisclosure agreements from Microsoft or other companies, and he will not violate the terms of such agreements on this blog.

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